The Weekend - Part I
May. 18th, 2003 11:46 pm Okay finally now (11:52pm, Sunday night) I set down to transcribe my weekend from the very begining.
So Friday... I went out with Kristy and Christie. First we went a prepartying in Thoreau Hall with Bree and Sashie and them. We all had five shots from these things called "quaffers" which are like... I don't know. Go to www.quaffer.com or something. Then eventually we took "tapsy ticksy" to what looked to me like suburban east davis, to a party in a big shockingly clean house.
I don't think we were there that long. The only really noteworthy event is that "the guy in the blue hat" (TGBH) totally tried to flirt with anything female. Unfortunately it came to pass that Kristy was sitting next to him and he definitely put his arm around her and was doin his best to seduce our favorite boyfriend-possessing individual. Then she tried to get up and he pulled her back down saying "no she's okay." And I should have rescued her at that point but I thought she was terminally mad at me for other things, and basically was a horrible person.
Eventually we boarded tapsy ticksy again to flee that place. Somehow Kristy ended up next to TGBH again, and quickly a lad had to be found to switch places with her. TGBH proceeded then to try desperately to grope for any girl within his arm's length, and whenever new persons boarded eagerly petitioned for someone to come sit on his lap. Eventually the vehicle (with a normal seating capacity of say 13 passangers?) was packed to what appeared to be twice capacity, and this ravenous fellow was trying desperately to get anything female, even in the complete absence of any way of discerning the quality of said specimen.
We eventually returned to Thoreau, TGBH still with us. At this point I didn't think anyone had invited him to either take tipsy taxi with us or particularly return to Thoreau, and as such was definitely ready to lay out a beat down, but apparently he was the friend of one of the (eight?) people in the Thoreau suite. Anyway, Bree seemed somewhat receptive to his craven charms, which frankly disturbs me.
Eventually Courtney the Sorority Girl returned from uh apparently being christined as such, and she joined in the bursting in on Sashie and I talking.
Then Kristy, Christie, Courtney and I returned to their abode, Webster hall. I was about to drive my Krismobile back to my evil fortress here in west davis, but Christie and Courtney hella tempted me by making a bed on the couch and reminding me of the joys of dining commons breakfast. As I said, "wow, you girls REALLY know how to get a guy into bed," and I need not even tell you, I certainly did end up staying the night there, and had DC food for breakfast.
For more adventures of Courtney the Sorority Girl check out![[profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
lilmisscourty, and Kristy herself apparently JUST set up an lj account at basicallyasap. I think that is for awesome.
Hopefully I will soon get around to addressing my party itself.
Note: in the course of these things I met for the first time Sashie and Bree. I am far too tired at this point to work that casually into the above narrative.
PS: the "current music" song was going through my head all night long, I know not why.
So Friday... I went out with Kristy and Christie. First we went a prepartying in Thoreau Hall with Bree and Sashie and them. We all had five shots from these things called "quaffers" which are like... I don't know. Go to www.quaffer.com or something. Then eventually we took "tapsy ticksy" to what looked to me like suburban east davis, to a party in a big shockingly clean house.
I don't think we were there that long. The only really noteworthy event is that "the guy in the blue hat" (TGBH) totally tried to flirt with anything female. Unfortunately it came to pass that Kristy was sitting next to him and he definitely put his arm around her and was doin his best to seduce our favorite boyfriend-possessing individual. Then she tried to get up and he pulled her back down saying "no she's okay." And I should have rescued her at that point but I thought she was terminally mad at me for other things, and basically was a horrible person.
Eventually we boarded tapsy ticksy again to flee that place. Somehow Kristy ended up next to TGBH again, and quickly a lad had to be found to switch places with her. TGBH proceeded then to try desperately to grope for any girl within his arm's length, and whenever new persons boarded eagerly petitioned for someone to come sit on his lap. Eventually the vehicle (with a normal seating capacity of say 13 passangers?) was packed to what appeared to be twice capacity, and this ravenous fellow was trying desperately to get anything female, even in the complete absence of any way of discerning the quality of said specimen.
We eventually returned to Thoreau, TGBH still with us. At this point I didn't think anyone had invited him to either take tipsy taxi with us or particularly return to Thoreau, and as such was definitely ready to lay out a beat down, but apparently he was the friend of one of the (eight?) people in the Thoreau suite. Anyway, Bree seemed somewhat receptive to his craven charms, which frankly disturbs me.
Eventually Courtney the Sorority Girl returned from uh apparently being christined as such, and she joined in the bursting in on Sashie and I talking.
Then Kristy, Christie, Courtney and I returned to their abode, Webster hall. I was about to drive my Krismobile back to my evil fortress here in west davis, but Christie and Courtney hella tempted me by making a bed on the couch and reminding me of the joys of dining commons breakfast. As I said, "wow, you girls REALLY know how to get a guy into bed," and I need not even tell you, I certainly did end up staying the night there, and had DC food for breakfast.
For more adventures of Courtney the Sorority Girl check out
lilmisscourty, and Kristy herself apparently JUST set up an lj account at basicallyasap. I think that is for awesome.Hopefully I will soon get around to addressing my party itself.
Note: in the course of these things I met for the first time Sashie and Bree. I am far too tired at this point to work that casually into the above narrative.
PS: the "current music" song was going through my head all night long, I know not why.
