The Agrinautica

   Ladies & gentlemen, no longer can you say ASUCD has done nothing for you!! I have recently learned that ASUCD is going to probably the most awesome thing they'll ever do -- have a fake election to run-through their software ... and I'm a candidate!!! (Other candidates include Darth Paul "thinks he's the Pope" Harms & Kyle "Kris has never heard of him" Flick)

   So of course, I made a FACEBOOK GROUP asap, which you should all join. Current information is:

Accomplishments / Qualifications:

Kittens in the MU Lounge!


*The ASUCD Papacy
   The thing with the title of Pope of ASUCD is, kind of like contending for the real office of the Pope, actually declaring yourself it (or a contender) is considered exceedingly bad form. As such, though I have been the undisputed ethical authority in ASUCD for years now, and have even issued judicial encyclicals and appointed secret legates to do my bidding, actually declaring my title would have made me unfit for it.
   Harms had declared himself the pope once already but he quickly found himself booted out of his ASUCD position, something I believe even he himself attributed to appearing far too ambitious. But now he's gone and made a second attempt, and thats just too much. Anyway, declaring himself first (and second) invalidates his claim, and forces me to show my hand to put a stop to this foolishness.
   So I'm Pope Kristov IIIVX of ASUCD. Yes thats wrong Roman numerals, but Kristov II didn't look as good. (There's already a Pope Christof I you see)

In other news I totally can't figure out why this text is avoiding the right of the screen. )=