So Allison & I got drizunk the other day, and one thing led to another and next thing you know I was feeding her the proverbial burrito.. repeatedly! sheeit
Everyone hung out the other day, got drunk, and I made a cheeseburger with a doughnut for a bun! Met Allison, she's pretty damn fly. Then Betty went batshit and Jimmy got mad.
You know what is hot? People wearing belts around their upper torso. There's nothing like a girl who looks like she needs to keep her ribcage restrained but not her pants. hott.
Someday I want to meet someone who is a raging communist, yet likes kittens and has a burning puritan hatred for everything even remotely morally degenerative or capitalistic.