aggienaut: (gunner)

   Okay it's Friday evening, and who are we kidding, no one is going to be on livejournal until AFTER all the scandalous entries of Friday night happenings have occurred. Either that or you're going to be playing nethack all night until you're delirious (lord knows that's what I'D be doing if I wasn't so keen on showing off my beer :D )


   The weekend is always the doldrums of livejournal. No one updates (which is weird because the lazy morning hours of Sat and Sun what else are you going to do? Why aren't the rest of you telling your scandalous entries of Friday/Saturday night happenings??), and if you update, no one will comment. (well there's actually a window around noon on Sat morning). So it's best not to waste an entry on a weekend. But.... then 30 in 30 comes along and hey I don't make the rules...

   And so I'm left with a particularly difficult dilemma. I want to make an entry that's interesting enough to qualify as worth reading (I think I may have accomplished that once...), but I don't want to waste an idea I regard as really good to the hopeless morass that is the blogosphere on weekends. So I find myself trying to dial in to a very very specific window of good enough to post but only barely.

   Two solutions I've though of other than writing purposefully crummy entries:
   (a) guest entries! that was fun no? nice change of pace for the weekend. I have the legendary [livejournal.com profile] shid (from 30 in 30 II or some such ancient times) lined up for one at some point. Any other volunteers welcome.
   (b) rehabilitate entries from more than ancient times that were already posted in this LJ. Being as some 300 or so of you are new to this lj this year (: I have plenty of entries that would be new to you if reposted... I mean, don't you want to know which US President had a dog named Sweet Lips? Or read my entry about experimenting with controlling substances? ;D


   Anyway, for now I'm whipping out a simple little story of a prank I pulled yesterday, with photographic evidence:



Behind those beehives is actually a door. The only door to a room in which my coworker Jeremy was at the time bottling honey.

...bastard denied me satisfaction by acting completely nonchalant when he opened the door to find a wall. ):!


Earthquake!!!
   In other news, while I was writing this I experienced an earthquake!!! Typical.

aggienaut: (asucd)

   So many of you were wondering why my first post yesterday was friends-only. The answer, you see, is that it was undercover as part of ongoing pranking operations.. pranking operations which have since turned out wildly successful.

   Thats right, we have achieved another stunning pranking victory against [livejournal.com profile] otimus!! He has been compelled not only to believe, but to post a dire warning to his friends-list, that [livejournal.com profile] emo_snal is a virulently rabid sockpuppet belonging to historical trolls [livejournal.com profile] son_of_art and [livejournal.com profile] ruis_draiocht (who had recently trolled the [livejournal.com profile] old_english community, wtf)!!!

   Anyway I'd like to thank [livejournal.com profile] mythunderstood for assisting in the utter hoodwinking of [livejournal.com profile] otimus.

Next we're gonna parody this on emo-snl!!



   He may be a dead horse, but god he's a lol-cow as well. He's the Horn of Plenty of the lulz.
   Okay I'm on break in the Courthouse, gotta get back to work.

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