aggienaut: (Numbat)

   As seems to be becoming a tradition, the last entry on my last adventure waits until days before my next adventure. On Monday I'm off to Guinea! So time to wrap up Europe Adventure 2015!


Monday, June 1st - After an exhaustive investigation of flight and train options I determined that it would be exorbitantly expensive to fly back from Frankfurt to Copenhagen - it had been I tihnk around $60 to fly from Copenhagen to Amsterdam but would be like $300 to fly from Frankfurt back to Copenhagen. So I decided to go with the overnight train, leaving Frankfurt just after midnight.

   The noteworthy thing about this train ride is despite it being a long distance overnight train in which everyone was trying to sleep... they never dimmed the lights! I found that rather irritating.
   Moment of panic as we approached Hamburg, where I was supposed to change trains, because the train stopped first at a tiny station with a "Hamburg" sign and I didn't know whether or not to get off because clearly I was supposed to get off at Hamburg, but it didn't look right at all. Fortunately I didn't get off and shortly later we arrived at the major central station in Hamburg. This was all at 5am mind you. So glad I didn't strand myself somewhere outside Hamburg at 5am.



   From there onward into Denmark to Copenhagen. At Copenhagen (by now mid-morning) I very easily bought a ticket for Malmö in Sweden at the now-familiar main train station in Denmark. Train to Sweden was in fact the same train that serves the airport. Just stay on it and about ten minutes later it enters a tunnel to go under The Sound between Sweden and Denmark. Altogether about half an hour later (ish? my memory is surprisingly fuzzy on details being as it was only three months ago) I was arriving in Malmö where my friend Alex was waiting to meet me.


(file footage. She wasn't wearing a pirate hat at the time, though I did meet her when I was volunteering about the Swedish Ship Gothenburg)

   "So what's there to see in Malmö I asked as we exited the train station.
   "Malmö is actually kind of boring." She admitted frankly. Glad I came! Mostly I think we met there because it was halfway between Landskrona and Copenhagen so it enabled her to meet me halfway.
   We strolled about though and it was nice to see another town in Sweden I'd heard of. We did see a neat little sculpture exhibit. After toodling about there a bit we proceeded on to Landskrona (affectionately known as LA to locals, apparently).

   Now I don't remember what happened what day so I'm just going to lump it all together. Landskrona appears to be a cute little town and my friend Alex lives right in the middle of it, just a five minute stroll to the old castle and the old cannons guarding the coast.



   But speaking of the middle, the "mittpunkt" (midpoint) of Europe is apparently like thirty feet from Alex's apartment!! This seems very counter-intuitive but I guess if you use spitsbergen way way up north as the northernmost point and the edge of Portugal as the West.... well it's not listed on the wikipedia article on midpoint of Europe but hey it's hard to argue with a giant pencil in the ground.



   Unfortunately despite being June the weather was cold and blustery so that seriously curtailed our going out. Very unfortunate because it looked like a lovely place to walk about. I'll have to go there next year closer to midsummer (:

   Despite being a small town, Landskrona had a nice little museum with a variety of different exhibits in it. There was some stuff on stone age graves that had been excavated nearby, a really good section on the city in the early modern era, and an interesting exhibit on clothes from different eras turned inside out.

   Also of note, Alex is a really good artist! Check out her dresser:



   And she made this really cool guillotine mirror, which I then took an absolutely awful picture of by not bothering to turn on any lights in the room.



   Anyway, I was there for like three days, and then I left! Getting back to the Copenhagen airport from there was possibly the easiest airport commute I've ever had -- just get on the train and it goes straight from Landskrona to the Copenhagen airport itself! The end!

Sweden II

Aug. 4th, 2014 04:08 pm
aggienaut: (tallships)
Home sweet home

July 19th, Saturday - I'm continuing, to this day, to learn exciting new things about exotic tropical diseases, but one thing is that some of them are quite cyclical in effect. In unrelated news I was feeling pretty decent when I woke up the morning of the 19th, in my bunk deep in the Swedish sailing ship Götheborg.

   [And a quick technical aside for those of you who only tune in for LJI entries, there was another entry between my last and this, wherein I narrowly escaped from Guinea, traversed Europe, and people tried to kill me repeatedly with poisson]

   The morning of the 19th I slept in till around 8:00, and explored the neighborhood in search of a quaint cafe. The Ericsberg neighborhood on the north side of the Göta river was once a major shipbuilding site, but has since been gentrified and is now "where the yuppies live," according to a local. It's quiet and clean and characterized by nice looking apartment buildings, and joggers along the waterfront in mornings. An enormous red crane with "ERICSBERG" emblazoned on it still looms over the entire neighborhood as a memento to its shipbuilding past. The solid piers still jut out into the river but now have swanky restaurants on the ends.
   I found a cafe along the riverbank with a view of my ship and ordered coffee and a delicious pastry from the very attractive blonde Swedish girl working there, her hair in casual pigtails, and sat and relished this first cup of decent coffee I'd had in a month -- in Africa all they have is nescafe (unless you're in Ethiopia), and I hadn't had a chance to enjoy a real cup of coffee since then.

   Around 10:00 I caught up with Jonathon,the somewhat timid German fellow with whom I'd made plans to go visit the islands. He was halfway through two weeks volunteering on the Götheborg. We'd been told we could get all-day public transit passes at an easy-to-find nearby convenience store that we utterly failed to find. We finally wandered into a little grocery shop, which I don't think I'd even have recognized as a shop from the outside if someone hadn't told us to go in there, and stood in a verrrry slow line tended by a couple well in their 80s who must surely have been the owners. It was cute that they were still running their shop.. but probably not the most efficient. "Older people here don't necessarily speak English" I whispered to Jonathon with concern. "That's okay, I've heard they're more likely to speak German ;)" he whispered back.
   Turns out they spoke English. We asked for two all-day transit passes and the man slowly shuffled around and eventually brought back one. We reiterated we wanted two and he slowly repeated his whole process.

   That finally sorted out, we went to the ferry stop, just a hundred yards away or so, and excitedly boarded the ferry that came moments later. It was only as the ferry started going the wrong direction, up the river, that I realized "uh, we should have looked at the destination of this ferry." A friend had given us directions involving taking the ferry directly across the river, but instead we ended up riding it on its zig-zag route all the way back to the town center, and there we boarded a crowded trolley and headed back toward the mouth of the river, which seemed to take an hour. Once there, we realized we had no idea which island we actually wanted to go to, but we boarded a ferry that looked like it would go to all of them in turn, so we'd have options.
   Ten minutes later we still hadn't decided where the best place to stand on the ferry was, when it came to the first island, Asperö, Jonathon asked me if we should get off here. I had to go merely on a gut feeling, and a lot of it was simply not getting off at the very first stop, but I said no. He looked at me quizically and asked why not and I was hard pressed to give an explanation, but all I saw was half a dozen people getting off with bicycles, and a paved asphalt path leading off behind a hillock on the island. It looked a little like maybe you had to ride your bike to get anywhere fun on this island.
   The stop was only for a moment and we were on our way again. Jonathon and I stayed in the bow of the ferry for this portion. It was a fine sunny day and there were numerous boats of all types out on the water. The Göta river on which Göteborg sits opens out into the Kattegat, the narrow island-filled sea between the Baltic and the North Sea, Denmark and Sweden. Soon we were coming up on the second island, Köpstadsö, where we saw a cute little dock with rows and rows of wheelbarrows, a little shed, and a big box marked "GODS". A narrow path wound up over the nearest hillock. Numerous pedestrians were getting off here. This all looked promising, so we disembarked as well.
   The mystery of the numerous wheelbarrows soon resolved itself: there's no cars on the island -- wheelbarrows is how people get their groceries or other loads around -- the fleet of wheelbarrows at the dock was the equivalent of a parking lot!

Looks like there should be hobbits

   Köpstadsö turned out to have a charming little townlet of cute little houses with wheelbarrows in the driveway, with sidewalk sized paths winding between them. There was also a delightful little marina that doubled as a swimming hole (and unlike many marinas I've seen, the water looked crystal clear and inviting). Jonathon and I left the townlet and followed a footpath through the beautiful forest across the middle of the island to a beach on the far side (maybe a half mile distant?), where there were already a few families enjoying the good weather (and in typical Swedish fashion, several naked young children). A rowboat was making its leisurely way past, looking like a giant waterbug. Beyond that there were plenty of motorboats and sailboats, I took note that there seemed to be an unusually large number of ketches, a sailing rig I have a lingering fondness for, having lived and worked for seven months on the 103 foot topsail ketch Hawaiian Chieftain. (Much later, yesterday (August 3rd) I was at the urgent care and they had an eye chart with symbols and simple pictures instead of letters, and the top one was a sailboat, which I squinted at and declared "oh no, I can't tell what the first line is, is it a cutter or a sloop??")

a great day to be out on the water!

   Anyway, here I found Jonathon and I had divergent interests. I wanted to keep exploring the islands, he (presently a musical therapy major in university) wanted to sit for a few hours in thought, maybe write some poetry or something. So we agreed to reconvene in two hours and I went off to explore the quaint forest paths.
   By now I was getting a bit peckish but alas this island was too quaint and unspoilt to have a cafe on it. I looked for miner's lettuce in the forest but that might not be a thing here (looking at wikipedia right now I guess its in fact a California thing. It's an edible plant that's common in our forests). There were many blackberry brambles that I'm sure provide quite a bounty when in season.

   Finally Jonathon and I met up and proceeded to the ferry stop to go to the next and last island. As it seemed the most populous (there were direct ferries between it and the mainland), we were optimistic we could find food there.

Styrsö turned out to have a larger town on it, with larger buildings and a school and some bed-and-breakfasts. There was a cafe/bar right next to the ferry stop, which I think may have been the only one on the island. Service was terrible, no one greeted us or told us what to do, or how to pay, and when we finally inquired and were told to pay at the bar, the bartender ignored us for 15 minutes while he cleaned some glasses before acknowledging us. I guess when you're the only place on the island you can get away with such behavior. I ordered a burger with "amerikanska dressing," something I'd missed in the 16 years since I'd last been in Sweden, since we don't have it in America.
   Looking at a map, the island appeared to be half town and half undeveloped, and down at the far end of the undeveloped half there was a "kyrka ruin" (church ruin, kyrka is naturally pronounced "sheerka") that sounded like a worthy destination. We headed down there by the coast road -- this island also didn't have cars but there were "flatbed motorbikes" with three wheels called flakmopeds or lastmoppes about. Unlike most conveyances, on which it's taken for granted that the load follows behind, the flatbed portion of the vehicle is in front. Giving the impression of some sort of giant motorized spatula.
   Presently our route left the road and became a nice footpath through the forest. By the time we arrived at the site of the kyrka ruin we had left the town and development far behind and were immersed in a quiet contemplative setting of lapping water, rolling green hillocks, forest, islands, and the occasional bleeting of sheep. There wasn't much to see of the ruin itself but a vague rectangular outline in the ground. Jonathon of course wanted to sit here for a bit and write some more. The sun was near setting (it was around 8:30), and we still had to get back home, so I gave him about twenty minutes and did some exploring on my own. Climbed the local hillock and took this picture:

uhoh some vikings are coming ashore

   Then we hurried along a path through the middle of the island back towards the ferry dock. The evening sun streamed sideways through the trees and it was quite beautiful. I knew we were running late for the nine something ferry but was also keen not to let neurosis over that ruin my enjoyment of this beautiful place, and I knew there was ferry service until fairly late. We definitely missed that ferry but there was another one around 10:00 so I sat at the bar with bad service and ordered a beer, while Jonathon went off to watch the sunset from somewhere quiet and contemplative.

Pretty good beer
(timestamp: 9:27pm. I love long Swedish evenings!)

   Gave myself half an hour to pay the tab and was glad I did as it took most of that time. Boarded the ten something ferry and rode in the open air top deck as it was a perfect evening. The sun had finally set and the sky glowed a sherbet orange. There were still a few sailboats blithely enjoying the conditions, and on the horizon, silhuetted against the orange glow, giant windmills slowly turned, a reminded that This Is Sweden, a country that loves sustainable energy (and recycles 102% of its trash!) -- this is the more-than-first world.

Would we feel the same way about wind power if windmills weren't pretty?


July 20th, Sunday - Met up with an old friend, Kenth, from back when I was in Sweden when I was 16. It's unfortunate I wasn't able to see more old friends, but to get to the place where I was before from Götaborg one would have to row one's longship up the Göta river and across to the far side of Lake Vanern (the largest lake in Europe if you don't count the two by St Petersberg in Russia), to Kristinehamn (Port Christine).
   We met up downtown and went to an indian buffet, which was delicious. I baffled them by trying to pay in cash ("no one uses cash here any more" my friend advised me as I took the Swedish notes out of my wallet). The cashier had to dig around for a key to the cash box of the register and dust veritably came out as he looked for change. Welcome to the future.
   Downtown Göteborg has that elegant look of many old European towns. Big clean beautiful buildings. One canal, since all the world went through a stage of being in love with canals for awhile there. I'm told Göteborg has the smallest population for a city of its size, or something like that, which sounds like a contradictory statement but the fact is it has a lot of parks, so that the city covers a large area without actually having an enormous population (just over 500,000). As mentioned in the last entry, it's often anglicized as Gothenburg, but I regard this as an overanglicization, and the etymology is wrong anyway. English words with gothen or gotham derive from got-ham, goat village (yeah gotham city should have a goat man not a bat man), where Göta comes from the "Geats," the people of Beowulf.

view across the canal
Question: When I write alt-text does anyone read it?

   Also checked out the beautiful Trädgårdsföreningen Gardens (say that three times fast. Okay try saying it once), a sort of botanical garden just downtown by the canal. Tried to take pictures of the bumblebees on the flowers there but got nothing worth posting. Also there was a greenhouse with giant lilypads.

   Returning to the boat I'd found a number of people had arrived over the weekend for the following work week on the boat.

"Do you speak Swedish?" one girl asked me.
"Nej, jag prata inte svenska" (no I don't speak Swedish) says I, with suspiciously good pronunciation.
"Wait do you really speak Swedish?"
"Nej, jag förstår ingenting!" (No I don't understand a thing) I say with a grin.
"No really do you speak Swedish??"
"No, not really"
...
And then the next day I say something in Swedish (to someone else)
"What? Did you learn that already?"
"Jag har varit här tre dagar, jag har lärt mig svenska nu!" (I've been here three days, I've learned Swedish now!) ... my Swedish vocubulary isn't extremely extensive but by downplaying how much I did know there were several opportunities to catch people by surprise with amusing results.

death? pestilence?
Also in town I saw this really cool relief.


I loved those streamers, they provided a great excuse to run up the mast to go fix them. You can hardly see me here but I'm way up there fixing itJuly 21st, Monday - Was engaged in tarring the rigging, which was nice because I still wasn't feeling 100% and it was work I was familiar with. The rigging, being hand-made rope from hemp, needs to be coated in tar to keep from decomposing, and this tar needs to be reapplied every few months. The ships I've worked on in the States cheat a little and mix lacquer thinner with the tar to make it easy to apply, but since the Götheborg is super authentic they don't do that so the tar has to be applied while boiling hot. As such a bucket of it was kept boiling on the dock and we'd go up the rigging with a small tin of it (I was working at the main-top, the large platform by the mainmast (see picture at top of entry or to the right)), and apply away with a paintbrush until we either ran out of tar or it became cold, and then scurry back down for more. There's a phrase which I think has some currency even in non-nautical circles -- "the devil to pay but not pitch hot" -- this refers to hanging over the side of the boat trying to apply tar to the "devil seam" at the water line. It also gives rise to the phrase "between the devil and the deep blue sea."

   That night the whole crew (note, we're just a maintenance crew of about 12. The ship sails with a crew of 80) went out for drinks at a nearby bar. The weather being perfect, as usual, we sat outside.


July 22nd, Tuesday - Tuesday found us over the side, caulking planks. To do this one hammers flax into the seam and then pushes in a mixture of linseed oil and chalk over it. This substance would probably be called puddy in English, in Swedish it is "skit" -- "shit." I quickly decided I hate caulking, because for some reason more so than anyone else the shit just completely stuck to my hands.
   After the regular workday was over we lowered one of the longboats from the deck into the water. To do this we used the crane aboard, which was operated via a line to the capstan -- this giant knob into which spokes ("man-spikes") are inserted and sailors push it around to wind in a rope around it. Unfortunately I didn't get any pictures of this interesting process, as I was busy on the capstan. That evening we all watched the movie that had been made about this Götheborg's first trip to China and back. I think its been there twice more since then.

July 23rd, Wednesday - It was "too hot" to work outside (!!) so we found things to do indoors. I was engaged with several other people scraping paint off a wooden sculpture of a fish that goes on the side of the ship somewhere. And yes, they make their own paint too, out of linseed oil (what can't you make out of that?) and something else. But more importantly, this evening we had planned a big expedition to the island fortress at the mouth of the Göta river, about 2.5 miles away, where we would have a picnic bbq and then return. To this end we had lowered the longboat the day before, and secured permission to borrow a small modern sailboat, the draken, owned by a non-present crewmember. There had been some steak in the freezer making people salivate all summer and it was finally decided that no one knew who put it there but we could probably eat it, and more food provisions were bought.
   As soon as the workday was ended we rigged up the masts in the longboat and got it all squared away. We sailed away down the river without incident, and were soon passed by the Draken, which had left after us.
   Unfortunately we were refused permission to land on the fortress island. They said they'd had five breakins in the last three days -- who the heck takes the time to go to an isolated island with only a historical site on it and break in... more than once a night?? Bizarre!
   There was another island just behind the fortress island though, so we proceeded there. From the longboat we were able to unload onto the island at a rock, but the Draken with its larger keel could not get so close. There were initial attempts to use the longboat as a dock. While we were doing this one of the city-sized ferries to Denmark came through and caused such a displacement of water that a low wall under water between the two islands became a veritable cataract:

don't try to sail across that with a keel

   Docking proved unfeasible so Draken was obliged to sail around the island. Ultimately the crew of the Draken was obliged to swim to shore, and rejoined us dripping, in their skivvies. While this was going on I explored the island, which was mostly overgrown and appeared to be seldom visited. It would have been very beautiful except that there was a large commercial container port not 500 yards away to one side. On the north side I found the foundations of some buildings and two weathered gravestones, one of which had the year 1754 (MDCCLXXIV) carved in it.
   Attempts to start a fire with a fire-bow also proved unsuccessful, but fortunately we had modern tools too and soon were grilling up some delicious steak, corn on the cob, and zuccini slices. :d

load-out, timestamp 9:19pm

   On our departure I joined the Draken so I could get pictures of the longboat. At some point someone had contrived to get it close enough to a rock so that we could go aboard without swimming. Unfortunately though, especially once the four of us that would be riding it were aboard, the keel appeared to be embedded into the mud on the bottom. Our fearless leader Ellie stripped down (Swedes have little compunction about this compared to Americans) and jumped in to push us off and we were on our way.
   We had just rounded the fortress island and sighted the longboat when the wind completely died. After awhile with not a puff we finally had to get on the radio and ask "uh, longboat, can you tow us?" since the draken only had two small woefully deficient paddles aboard while the longboat had ten manned oars. The sound of laughter could clearly be heard across the river in response to this request, but the longboat complied and began making its way toward us. Long story short the wind never did blow another puff and though we tried to help out with our paddles, we were mostly towed for the following four hours (a distance which had taken maybe thirty minutes by sailing). With the rhythmic splash in the gathering night it was easy to imagine the countless viking longships that no doubt have rowed up and down this very river in the past.

Just ignore the commercial container port...

   It was after 1am when we finally made it back to the dock. We were granted late wakeup at 10am the next morning, which still felt like it came on quick.


July 24th, Thursday - So far this week we'd actually dispensed with "the fish list" and ordered Italian for lunch every day, but I started rustling to rather than have a whole week of one thing and a whole week of another we should at least alternate daily between the two, so we returned to the fish list. Those of you who know my longstanding loathred of fish may be shocked by this but I actually don't mind things like fish and chips, and I had recently walked passed the fish place and noted that their fish and chips smelled delicious.
   The first half of the workday I was still scraping the fish sculpture, but the latter half I got recruited to a special project. It had been so sunny and hot lately ... the figurehead (a lion) clearly needed sunglasses!!
   Ellie went and measured the figurehead's face, and we cut pieces of wood to the right lengths, painted them with linseed oil (I think just out of habit?), and affixed lenses of aluminum foil.

   This work spilled over after the workday but with a project like this its hard to tell if you're really working or not, and being volunteers anyway, its all very grey.

Jonas?, Ellie and Hakan in the workshop

installation

One cool cat!

Voila! ...a terrible beauty has been born!!!

   That night a few of us went out for drinks one last time. The next morning at 04:50 I was to catch a bus to the airport to embark on a voyage that through two plane rides and three trainrides would bring me to the small town of Enval in the middle of France. What could possibly go wrong? (spoiler: things go wrong)

So much majesty!!

aggienaut: (tallships)

July 16th, Wednesday - Having successfully gotten through the airport and only my aircraft without being thrown into quarantine, I made proceeded to my seat, still fearful that a suspicious coughing fit or nose blow might alarm fellow passengers and could still cause me to be ejected into a quarantine. There was a woman in my seat, I politely apologized for the confusion and showed her my ticket which had that seat number, and she showed me her ticket which had that seat number. Strange.
   I got a flight attendant and they sorted out that she had boarded the flight in freetown with a ticket for that seat but her seat was supposed to change at this stop. Weird!! I volunteered to let her remain there and take the seat she was supposed to change to. There I sat down next to a small squalling child and pondered whether maybe I'd made a terrible decision. But then the flight attendant came by and asked if I wanted to change to another seat that was open, so I changed seats yet again.
   Service seemed particularly bad on this air france flight. When they came by with dinner I was told "the choices are fish (poisson) or beef, but we're out of beef, is fish alright?" ... I try to be easy going but I loathe and despise fish so I had to say "uh... no, not really actually." Well no luck for me. But the fish was barely recognizable as fish and mostly flavorless so I survived. But also they didn't offer me any drink at all. I noticed they came by the other aisle with drinks but didn't do our aisle at all.
   Getting some wine to help me sleep was a key element of my strategy to survive this flight so I hit the flight attendant call button and asked for some wine. Then it never came so an hour later I hit the call button again. No one came but half an hour later I noticed the call light had gone out so I hit it again. Repeated it again half an hour later, and half an hour after that. During this time I noticed at least one other person ask for a drink and go unnoticed. Finally after my third call the flight attendant came by and remarked "oh I forgot about your wine!" and brought me some wine. My suspicion is that they had just about run out and were trying to shake off as many requests as they could. But seriously, what's with this remarkably terrible service, is it because we're coming from a third world country so they don't think they need to give us the first world service we expect from an airline??

Airplane Movie Review Intermission!
300 II - or whatever they're calling this shit. I dismal excuse for lots of CGI swordfighting. That I got through the whole thing was a testament to the lack of more appealing options being offered. D-
Pompeii - ALSO a flimsy excuse for lots of CGI and swordfighting, and fire and explosions! These two movies probably did nothing to improve my health, certainly did nothing to improve a pretty rock bottom flight experience so far. D-


Sunrise over a concord at the Paris airport

July 17th, Thursday - Arrived at Paris Charles de Gaulle (CDG) Aeroporto at 5:05am. Had an hour and a half or so there, which was just enough time to navigate the massive distances between terminals there. Two interesting facts abotu CDG:
   (1) every time I go through there I am absolutely shocked by how slowly people go through the x-rays. In American airports, everyone is very cognizant that there's a lot of people waiting to go through and does their best to get their stuff loaded on the conveyor and moving through in about 30 seconds -- I start to feel stressed if it takes long enough to interrupt the forward momentum at all. At CDG the person in front of you puts their bag on the loading station and starts sorting through it like they have all the time in the world, I've been standing for several minutes waiting for the person in front of me to take their sweet freaking time to load up.
   (2) It always catches people offguard that you have to go through security more than once. At the very least as you enter the terminal and as you enter the immediate area of your gate. People can never resist buying expensive wine as they pass through CDG and every single time I've flown through I see surprised people getting relieved of the 60 euro bottle of wine they just bought as they try to get to their gate. Paris airport security staff must take home so much wine every day. On this particular occasion the guy behind me handled it with a surprisingly good attitude, presenting his bottle of wine to the security guard with a relish and telling him to enjoy it as if he had purposefully brought it for that purpose.

   Boarded my flight from Paris to Frankfurt. Running low on tissues at this stage, still feeling pretty miserable. Every time I blew my nose I couldn't help thinking "these people would be so freaked out if they knew where I'd just come from and what that could potentially mean."

   Quick layover in Frankfurt. The airport managed to be very cute despite being pretty big. Boarding my flight to Sweden they looked briefly at my ticket at the gate but didn't match it to an ID. There was no passport control once I arrived in Sweden. I could have been anyone!
   How nice it was to hear people prattering svenska again once I was on the plane! Finally I can understand people (:
   Was around 3pm I think by the time I finally landed in the cute little airport in Göteborg, Sweden (pronounced "yo-te-bo'dee," (with the vague hint of an r where the apostrophe is) approximately. In English it goes by "Gothenburg" but that sounds over-anglicized to me). Friendly guy at the currency exchange had lived for awhile in Surfer's Paradise, Australia, just south of Brissie. He asked me where I came from and I cringed in preparation for him to connect the dots between my obvious sickness and the infamous outbreak there but he was apparently delightfully uninformed.
   Hour on the bus to the center of town (Göteborg Landsvetter flygplats is a bit out of town) for 99 kronor (appx $14.50). From there, following instructions that had been emailed to me I easily caught bus 16 to the Eriksberg neighborhood on the other side of the river. A short walk brought the ship Götheborg into sight.
   I stopped to take a picture of it and a proud local passerby started telling me about the boat. Walked down to the vessel and found the crew just finishing their end-of-day muster. Crew was mostly Swedes but included a German and a Netherlander, and so they spoke English when addressing the group, though mostly Swedish to one another. I joined them while they wrapped that up and then Jonas, the assistant engineer (though only engineer presently aboard) showed me around. Vessel is much bigger than the other ones I've served on, with three decked below the surface deck (Pilgrim and Chieftain both only had one). First deck is the "cannon deck" and the deck doesn't seem to be put to much use other than housing 10 large cannons, though there's some cabins in the back and carpentry shop in the front. Below that there's the galley and they sleeping quarters (forecastle in English, skans in Swedish). Since all the bunks were taken I had to string up a hammock the first day, which wasn't so bad, but I was glad to move into a bunk my second night so I wouldn't have to put away all my stuff every morning. Below that deck it looked like a modern ship, as one descends into big spacious shiney metal engine rooms.
   A few crewmembers happened to be making a trip to the grocery store, a ten min walk away, so after I had been shown around I joined them so I could get supplies. The boat provides lunch every day but we'd have to buy and make our own breakfast and dinner materials. I did my best to get some things, though at this point I'd been awake for way more than 24 hours AND was sick so I was feeling fairly delirious. As soon as I was back I flopped down on a bench in the skans and commenced napping. Was awoken for dinner, which I did my best to be appreciate for because crewmembers had voluntarily made dinner (well, put together taco fixings)for everyone else, but I was feeling pretty awful. After dinner I strung up my hammock and went to sleep.



July 18th, Friday -In my delirium I apparently mis-heard what time the morning muster was, and thought it was at 6:55 instead of 7:55 so I ended up getting up way too early. Had ample time to sit in the pleasant morning light of the aft cabin, looking at my buttered bread (certainly not up for anything more complicated) without an appetite, and wonder if I really might have ebola. Maybe now that I'm in Sweden I should go see a doctor. I pictured the doctor's office quickly emptying as I explain I want to be checked out for ebola. At least being quarantined here would be infinitely more comfortable than in Guinea.
   Spent the morning up in the rigging tarring, work I enjoy and have experience with, though I think they had more authentic tar -- it had to be kept hot so we had to keep refilling from a pot on a stove on the dock. Working aloft with tar is fun (really), but I felt fatigued and unwell and counted down the minutes until fika, the 9am coffee break, and then till lunch at noon. It turns out every day for the last two weeks at least (as far back as anyone can remember?) they've ordered lunch off "the fish list," from a local fish restaurant. Oh those Swedes. See also: my opinion on fish.
   There was a shrimp salad on the list though so I ordered that and found it quite good (as much as I could enjoy anything in my state). After lunch on Fridays they just clean the vessel and then end the day earlier, much to my great relief. I was detailed to help clean the shore head (bathroom), and then we scrubbed down the decks, and then I inquired of the people in other areas if anyone needed help but people were just finishing up everywhere so I went below to take a nap around 14:00.



   That evening around 18:00 we had been invited to visit and tour the modernistic clipper style ship Stad Amsterdam (pictured above). We took the ferry across the river and walked a short way to their dock. The While the Gotheborg has rigging authentic to the 1730s construction date of the original, the Stad Amsterdam's rigging is in the style of the last great sailing clippers of the 1920s, which is somewhat different. And while on the Gotheborg they make their own ropes by hand from hemp, the lines and sails on Amsterdam are of the most modern materials currently available. It takes 18 people to raise the mainsail on the Gotheborg, it takes 3 people and a jarvis winch to operate the entire sail rig of the Amsterdam. I have a running joke with a friend and fellow tallship sailor that the jarvis winch, invented in 1897 is "too new" and can't be trusted. Also it doesn't have a wikipedia entry because it's "too new." Modern "yachties" love their winches but admittedly you put me on a modern sailboat I barely know what to do with them.

our tour involved a visit to the lifeboat

   The Stad Amsterdam in addition to being thoroughly modern above decks is essentially a posh hotel belowdecks (we were unable to see this though, as they currently had paying passengers aboard), and it makes its way in life by plying the seas with paying passengers who want a delightfully comfortable sailing experience, with a well stocked beer. See also: "bartender" is a position on their crew, and there's more than one. Also they have a coat rack with magic coathangers that blow out hot air into the coats and jackets to warm and dry them. Such marvels!

   After our tour we went back to the Gotheborg with some of the Stad Amsterdam crew to give them a recipricol tour. As this was still only my second day I myself learned many interesting things about the ship.

   Presently it was getting late and the Amsterdammers (or are they Staddies?) had to go in order to make the last ferry across the river. That night many of the Gotheborggers departed either for the weekend or permanently, having just been there for the previous week and work not continuing on the weekend. We had also been advised that this day a guy had suddenly booked the Gotheborg for his wedding for the next day (!?) and we'd therefore have to make ourselves scarce Saturday afternoon (or just confine ourselves to below the cannon deck). The German fellow Jonathon had been mentioning going out to the archipelago of islands outside the mouth of the Goteborg river and that sounded like a larf so I made plans to join him in this in the morning. And with that, the sun having finally set some time around 11pm, I occupied one of the recently vacated bunks and called it an early night.



   Göteborg being a fairly nautical place, in addition to the Stad Amsterdam and Götheborg I sighted the barque pictured above and the one below. I think the one above took sail but the one below is permanently turned into a stationary hotel, I don't know it's name.



To be continued! Do I begin bleeding from the eyes? Does the cannon mentioned in act one go off in act two? Will I tell you what's in the locker of the gods? Only time will tell!

aggienaut: (tea)

   Continuing the Emosnail Prehistory series...

   I spent what would have been my sophomore year of high school in Sweden -- summer 1998 to summer 1999. I stayed with the family of Tony Bjuhr, the Swedish exchange student who had stayed with my family for the previous year. They lived in Kristinehamn, a small town of 25,000 on the northeastern corner of Sweden's largest lake (fig.1).
   Kristinehamn (literally, Port Kristine) was known for most of its history as "Bro" ("Bridge." The town was named Bridge. Wtf) until someone finally decided it needed a real name. It was used for loading iron on to boats on Lake Vanern. Now its main industry is production of turbines -- ship propellors and hydroelectric turbines.
   About an hour away from Kristinehamn is Karlstad ("Car-shta" to those in the know, Charleswood for those with a penchant for literal translation. It has 80,000 people, at least four McDonaldses, and an airport. When I arrived I came in on a Fokker 50 (yeah Fokker, the German WWII manufacturer) turboprop from Stockholm.
   Also of note is the small town of Bjorneborg ("Byee-orna-bor-E," or Bear Castle) about 8km to the where several of my friends lived. There we'd hang out in a small cafe, in which anyone can work for an hour or two for a free meal. The church in Kristinehamn had two tours, normally churchs have one tower and anything with two is a cathedral, apparently, but the second tower was actually the Bjorneborg tower, making it not a cathedral. Or so I was told.

   That year I attended Brogardsgymnasiet ("Bridgeyard (a yard in this sense is like a neighbourhood I think, a subsection of a city) High School" I was disappointed to learn it wasn't named after someone named Brogard, cause thats a tight name). My class's head teacher was named Erling (teachers go by first names there). He had also been my host-father's teacher! The school's headmaster looked exactly like Santa Claus, and in contrast to the Kilkenny College headmaster, was jolly and amiable. I think his name was even Niklas. I'm pretty sure that when not involved in his christmas duties, Santa Claus is the headmaster of Brogardsgymnasiet.
   Now thanks to the miracles of socialism, the school had an overly inflated budget (did you know not only is college free in Sweden, but students receive a stipend to attend... they get paid to go to school!). Unfortunately, when you take money out of the hands of the people and put it into huge bureucracies, it gets spent less efficiently. Thus, though Brogardsgymnasiet probably had a bigger budget than MVHS, it lacked the fancy things MVHS has like a video productions department and fancy auditorium and suchforth, but instead the walls were repainted every year and the floors cleaned EVERY DAY, among other things. Also there were couches in the hallways. MVHS in contrast looks a little like a prison. No walls are painted, no floors are cleaned...
   Best of all though, whereas at MVHS they start lowering your grade after the third time you're late, and incarcerate you if you miss a class, in Sweden its your own loss if you miss class or are particularly late, and presumably will be reflected on your tests if its really a problem. (In Ireland they incarcerate you if you don't turn in your homework)
   In Sweden all the girls are named Erika. The most common boys name is Daniel, but there are also a lot of Stefans. The funniest name that is common there I think was Pontis. Pontis is a fairly common name there. Pontis!

   Tony has four brothers. Andreas, the second oldest, was an exhange student in Costa Rica for the first half of my stay. Stefan was my age, we were in the same class. He managed to graduate two years later than me though. Ola was about 11 and already a ladiesman. Eric was five and taught me Swedish.
   Really. 70% of Swedes can speak english, so a lot of people resorted to speaking english to me when swedish didn't work. Eric couldn't speak english and never gave up trying to speak swedish to me, so I think he really is significantly responsible for teaching me Swedish. Once he pounded on my door saying he wanted to hang out with me, but I was busy. But I didn't know how to say "busy." So when he asked why I couldn't hang out with him instead I said (in Swedish) "I can't I'm... eating spiders!" to which he said "I want to eat spiders also!" ("jag vill ata spindlerna ocka!" I think the conversation is funnier in Swedish) so I had to say "but... the spiders are all gone" ("spindlerna are slut" ("sloot")).
   On that note, I was shocked the first day I walked into the school cafeteria to see the sign next to the plate dispenser flashing "slut" as people walked by. "Slut," pronounced "sloot," means gone or empty. Also on the subject, lunch was free in the cafeteria.
   Tony's father Sven-Goran was the head of the "Erection Department" at Kvaerner Turbine, the local hydroelectric turbine plant. His mother was a nurse.

   More Swedish adventures later. Now I'm gonna pack for the weekend in Santa Cruz.


Previously on Emosnail
   Two Years Ago Today:
Getting Screwed By The Man II - and another beach bonfire and Taco Loco with Shasta
   Year Ago Today: Kristy is Coming to Visit!! - Kristy suprises me with a suprise visit. It was the strongest sauce. Also I rescue bees from the pool.
   Previously on the Prehistory Series: Freshman Year - 1997-98
   Next on the Prehistory Series: Sweden II - Angsty Situations - 1998-1999

Sweden I

Sep. 15th, 1998 10:48 pm
aggienaut: (Default)

   Continuing the Emosnail Prehistory series...

   I spent what would have been my sophomore year of high school in Sweden -- summer 1998 to summer 1999. I stayed with the family of Tony Bjuhr, the Swedish exchange student who had stayed with my family for the previous year. They lived in Kristinehamn, a small town of 25,000 on the northeastern corner of Sweden's largest lake (fig.1).
   Kristinehamn (literally, Port Kristine) was known for most of its history as "Bro" ("Bridge." The town was named Bridge. Wtf) until someone finally decided it needed a real name. It was used for loading iron on to boats on Lake Vanern. Now its main industry is production of turbines -- ship propellors and hydroelectric turbines.
   About an hour away from Kristinehamn is Karlstad ("Car-shta" to those in the know, Charleswood for those with a penchant for literal translation. It has 80,000 people, at least four McDonaldses, and an airport. When I arrived I came in on a Fokker 50 (yeah Fokker, the German WWII manufacturer) turboprop from Stockholm.
   Also of note is the small town of Bjorneborg ("Byee-orna-bor-E," or Bear Castle) about 8km to the where several of my friends lived. There we'd hang out in a small cafe, in which anyone can work for an hour or two for a free meal. The church in Kristinehamn had two tours, normally churchs have one tower and anything with two is a cathedral, apparently, but the second tower was actually the Bjorneborg tower, making it not a cathedral. Or so I was told.

   That year I attended Brogardsgymnasiet ("Bridgeyard (a yard in this sense is like a neighbourhood I think, a subsection of a city) High School" I was disappointed to learn it wasn't named after someone named Brogard, cause thats a tight name). My class's head teacher was named Erling (teachers go by first names there). He had also been my host-father's teacher! The school's headmaster looked exactly like Santa Claus, and in contrast to the Kilkenny College headmaster, was jolly and amiable. I think his name was even Niklas. I'm pretty sure that when not involved in his christmas duties, Santa Claus is the headmaster of Brogardsgymnasiet.
   Now thanks to the miracles of socialism, the school had an overly inflated budget (did you know not only is college free in Sweden, but students receive a stipend to attend... they get paid to go to school!). Unfortunately, when you take money out of the hands of the people and put it into huge bureucracies, it gets spent less efficiently. Thus, though Brogardsgymnasiet probably had a bigger budget than MVHS, it lacked the fancy things MVHS has like a video productions department and fancy auditorium and suchforth, but instead the walls were repainted every year and the floors cleaned EVERY DAY, among other things. Also there were couches in the hallways. MVHS in contrast looks a little like a prison. No walls are painted, no floors are cleaned...
   Best of all though, whereas at MVHS they start lowering your grade after the third time you're late, and incarcerate you if you miss a class, in Sweden its your own loss if you miss class or are particularly late, and presumably will be reflected on your tests if its really a problem. (In Ireland they incarcerate you if you don't turn in your homework)
   In Sweden all the girls are named Erika. The most common boys name is Daniel, but there are also a lot of Stefans. The funniest name that is common there I think was Pontis. Pontis is a fairly common name there. Pontis!

   Tony has four brothers. Andreas, the second oldest, was an exhange student in Costa Rica for the first half of my stay. Stefan was my age, we were in the same class. He managed to graduate two years later than me though. Ola was about 11 and already a ladiesman. Eric was five and taught me Swedish.
   Really. 70% of Swedes can speak english, so a lot of people resorted to speaking english to me when swedish didn't work. Eric couldn't speak english and never gave up trying to speak swedish to me, so I think he really is significantly responsible for teaching me Swedish. Once he pounded on my door saying he wanted to hang out with me, but I was busy. But I didn't know how to say "busy." So when he asked why I couldn't hang out with him instead I said (in Swedish) "I can't I'm... eating spiders!" to which he said "I want to eat spiders also!" ("jag vill ata spindlerna ocka!" I think the conversation is funnier in Swedish) so I had to say "but... the spiders are all gone" ("spindlerna are slut" ("sloot")).
   On that note, I was shocked the first day I walked into the school cafeteria to see the sign next to the plate dispenser flashing "slut" as people walked by. "Slut," pronounced "sloot," means gone or empty. Also on the subject, lunch was free in the cafeteria.
   Tony's father Sven-Goran was the head of the "Erection Department" at Kvaerner Turbine, the local hydroelectric turbine plant. His mother was a nurse.


Previously on Emosnail
   Previously on the Prehistory Series: Freshman Year - 1997-98
   Next on the Prehistory Series: Sweden II - Angsty Situations - 1998-1999

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