Beverage Bombing

[aggienaut]

   So the other day, my little brother Eric and two of his friends decided to stop by diedrichs ("we're going to come laugh at your friends and tell them they need haircuts"). But upon arriving they discovered there were all these high school kids hanging out by the neighbouring Taco Bell who were even MORE deserving of their ridicule.
   So what did this saucy trio of two marines and another large hooligan do? They drove by the kids and tossed a large beverage at them! With screeching tired they then sped off as a dozen of the guys (I'd estimate the group at a size of say three dozen) piled into a raised pick-up truck and drove over three curbs on its way out of the parking lot to catch up to them. A number of them ran that direction on foot as well though I can't fathom what they hoped to accomplish thereby (fist shaking no doubt).
   Apparently after rally racing through that neighbourhood a bit, team marine corps found themselves heading down a cul de sac. Using the e-break they pulled a screaching 180-degree turn and passed their confused high school persuers and escaped. Team high school testosterone themselves had to do like an 8 point turn to get out.


   Yeah I know, its kind of juvenile, but its also kind of AWESOME. Also, I got it on video (at least the start), on my excellent digital camera. If I could figure out how to host video on the internet I could share this stupendous event with y'all.


On that note, if I could figure out how to host video I could also share with you:

• Security Guard Danny being awesome and hilarious while on the job


• Definitive proof that it was the Johnny Cash version of "Hurt" that was being sung that infamous evening


• Um, probably other stuff I'm forgetting


• The events just mentioned

   Or if I could at least find a way to isolate frames from the video, I could show the raised truck going over curbs, which was pretty cool.

Comments

[apoplecticfittz.livejournal.com]

I would have caught team marine corps and punched a beverage in their face.

[to-live-again.livejournal.com]

That's so freaking rawsome.

[xtakenandhatedx.livejournal.com]

Remind you of, say, waterballons at all?

[xtakenandhatedx.livejournal.com]

Dude. Why would you chase after marines? It's like trying to swallow swords without any lessons. Wish i could have seen that.

seriously

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Yeah we made that observation at the time, there isn't a doubt in my mind that if Eric and his friends simply stopped their car and stood next to it their pursuers would all either recieve a sound ass kicking, or suddenly feel much less couragous and testosterone filled and slink away.

[ashael.livejournal.com]

Juvenile yet Hilarious

juvenile yet hilarious

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

haha yeah I think I was thinking about titlin this something like "(awesome) juvenile behavior," but decided not to rain on their parade and left out any reference to juvenile. heheh.