The Dirt on SS -- Gallagher Wants it Back
Feb. 1st, 2005 11:37 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Daviswiki special operation commandoes in conjuction with the clandestine operations division of the E.M.O.S.N.A.I.L. organization recently conducted a daring mission to infiltrate and observe UC Davis' secret society, Swords and Sandals. The above items were seized unnoticed from the SS in the middle of their summit - a tribute to the craftiness of our agents.
Upon publication of the results of this mission on daviswiki, ASUCD President Kalen Gallagher declared the SS and its activities to be mundane and overhyped. He then demanded the return of the contents of the plastic bags. Some observers have speculated that he will be sacrificed if he cannot reclaim the bags for the SS.
In Other News - In the News
It has just come to our attention that UCLA Today published an article in December on Kris Fricke.
Aggie opinion columnist Ian Watson apparently thinks Kris Fricke needs to travel more. Watson once spent two weeks in China, giving him unchallangeable "perspective" on things; Fricke has lived in three countries and that is not including the two weeks he once spent across the former iron curtain in Eastern Europe or similar visits to other countries.
Quotes
"Fuck you ... you suck balls, Lietenant Aiken ...sir!" -Coleman to Nizzle after the former stumbled in Saturday night completely intoxicated. He proceeded to write something unintelligable on the whiteboard, fall down the stairs, and eventually pass out in his room.
Also at Sashie's place we watched Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle -- a movie I found very excellent. Azver was Kumar at the party on Friday night incidently, complete with Whitecastle burgers.
Previously on EMOSNAIL
Two Years Ago Today: The D1 Case - arguably the biggest case in ASUCD Court history. Incidently I was looking at the Court records from that period and found that my dissenting opinion, the case I subsequently filed myself, and the case we later heard (which was promptly dismissed) that had been filed by myself and Mr Igor Birman were all conspicuously missing from the records. What was it called in 1984 when events were deleted from history?
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Date: 2005-02-02 07:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-02 08:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-02-02 08:26 am (UTC)It's called a memory hole, of course. The thing that you put the records into. The events, well, they never happened. Of course the D1 case never happened. In fact, there was never a case relating to D1. I don't even know why we're even talking about about a D1 case.
In any case, we must support our Party. Go Big Brother! Go Sword and Sandals!
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Date: 2005-02-02 03:22 pm (UTC)What's in the bag?!?
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Date: 2005-02-02 08:06 pm (UTC)Teeny blip on the map in El Dorado County.
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Date: 2005-02-02 09:41 pm (UTC)mun really does own me.
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Date: 2005-04-13 07:26 am (UTC)(yes I sometimes take forever to respond)