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   Last night an EMOSNAIL Commando Team made up of Tarisha, her friend Sherri, Brent Laabs (orwell_troll), witless_nerd, my roommate Jason and I, and another guy, went exploring for steam tunnels on campus.
   Turns out campus doesn't have human-navigable steam tunnels )= Just a lot of human-accessible steam pits. They are steamy and sauna-like inside, we decided it would be very funny to emerge from one while wearing a towel in the middle of winter.
   We found some neat places. I'll post pictures as soon as I get the pictures off Sherri's camera.
   We also found the armoury in the basement of Hoagland Hall. It consisted of a very heavy doorway in the basement that was not only locked, but the doorknob was chained and another huge lock attached to that. A sign on the door warned that trespassers would be prosecuted to the full extent of the Uniform Code of Military Justice. The entire basement of Hoagland kind of looks like a bunker, actually, and according to Jason, who is full of arcane knowledge (citing a Professor Verosuv in Geology as his source), the basement of Hoagland actually WAS a bunker in WWII. Someone update Daviswiki. (=

   After our explorations, Jason & I stopped in at G Street Pub, where we met up with Miss Olivia Pisano.

   Today I went into Woodland anyway to put in for reimbursement for travelling up here. They'll mail me a check for $102, which is a lot more than I expected, and will cover most of my travel expenses. I also ate at the excellent Fat Cat Cafe in Woodland.
   My friend Deputy DA Tim Wallace told me I should put him as a reference for job applications. Now I have an Ambassador (Amb. Holmes, former Ambassador to Australia & Director-General of the State Dept), a City Councilman (Heystek) and a Deputy DA as references. (=

   Tomorrow morning I'm planning on starting the drive back to So Cal. I'm kind of thinking of taking a circuitous route of some kind so as to change it up.

Current Location: Davis, CA
Current Music: Shiney Toy Guns - Jackie Will Save Me

   Daviswiki special operation commandoes in conjuction with the clandestine operations division of the E.M.O.S.N.A.I.L. organization recently conducted a daring mission to infiltrate and observe UC Davis' secret society, Swords and Sandals. The above items were seized unnoticed from the SS in the middle of their summit - a tribute to the craftiness of our agents.

   Upon publication of the results of this mission on daviswiki, ASUCD President Kalen Gallagher declared the SS and its activities to be mundane and overhyped. He then demanded the return of the contents of the plastic bags. Some observers have speculated that he will be sacrificed if he cannot reclaim the bags for the SS.

In Other News - In the News
   It has just come to our attention that UCLA Today published an article in December on Kris Fricke.

   Aggie opinion columnist Ian Watson apparently thinks Kris Fricke needs to travel more. Watson once spent two weeks in China, giving him unchallangeable "perspective" on things; Fricke has lived in three countries and that is not including the two weeks he once spent across the former iron curtain in Eastern Europe or similar visits to other countries.

Quotes
"Fuck you ... you suck balls, Lietenant Aiken ...sir!" -Coleman to Nizzle after the former stumbled in Saturday night completely intoxicated. He proceeded to write something unintelligable on the whiteboard, fall down the stairs, and eventually pass out in his room.

   Also at Sashie's place we watched Harold & Kumar Go To Whitecastle -- a movie I found very excellent. Azver was Kumar at the party on Friday night incidently, complete with Whitecastle burgers.

Previously on EMOSNAIL
   Two Years Ago Today: The D1 Case - arguably the biggest case in ASUCD Court history. Incidently I was looking at the Court records from that period and found that my dissenting opinion, the case I subsequently filed myself, and the case we later heard (which was promptly dismissed) that had been filed by myself and Mr Igor Birman were all conspicuously missing from the records. What was it called in 1984 when events were deleted from history?

Current Mood: newsworthy
Current Music: Belle & Sebastien - Your Cover's Blown

The following regarding my weekend is true:
   I was missed by about a foot by a projectile maliciously fired at me, which proceeded to explode into the wall behind me

   I saw a state assemblymember and his high ranking aid flee down a dark alley in the dead of night.

   I did not have relations with that woman.

   Otherwise... I'm not discussing where I may or may not have been or what I may or may not have been doing. Furthermore I may or may not permit any speculation regarding such. Have a pleasant day.

Current Mood: calm
Current Music: Green Day - Espionage

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