ASUCD Scandal Apocalypse

[aggienaut]

   Daviswiki officially has the Aggie's pictures of the upcoming ASUCD presidential candidates up before the Aggie does, such sauce!


   Today user "SenateScandal" started commenting again on the contentious "Budget Hearing Scandal" (which I believe had been deleted previously). This time the situation became even more apocalyptic than before, with user "DPSforLife" eventually posting serious incriminations against most of the members of Senate (note, anonymous names such as these are extremely rare). Just a FEW of these allegations (quoted verbatim) are (and keep in mind I make no claims whatsoever on the veracity of any of these):

• Former Senator Sean Ruel is a former drug dealer, has used steroids, beat his former girlfriend, and snorted cocaine on regular occasions.

[other reports indicate he sold people patently bad drugs]

Adam Barr had an intimate relationship with former Aggie reporter Aimee Theron

Donald Cohen-Cutler had an intimate relationship with former Aggie Reporter Aimee Theron, hmm media bias maybe.

Paloma Perez is heavily involved in Swords and Sandals, and smoked marijuana during the student funded ASUCD retreat. She also has a clitoral peircing.

Former president Sarah Henry frequently used the executive office on the 3rd floor of the MU to have sexual intercourse with several ASUCD members including former senators. She is also a member of Swords and Sandals.

   The entry has since been deleted. If it has been resurrected, it would be here.

   This posting caused such a stir that not long after the editing began I received a frantic call from the senate office on campus from a Senator who wanted to know what I knew about the situation and the legality of it all. Apparently over on the third floor the entry had caused mass panic.
   Incidently at this moment Senate has just begun for the day. For once I have no business there and can actually make use of my Thursday evening. I'd like to see the current state of everyone though (keep in mind nearly all of them were named in a devastating way in the entry).

   A major continuing topic of discussion on that page is why the Aggie never picked up on the Budget Hearing Scandal (that certain Senators smoked the cannabis during budget hearings). One source associated with the aggie points out this timeline:

1. While Aimee

[Theron] was at The Aggie, she covered senate stuff, including the meetings

We did try to gather enough evidence to do a solid story on this, and Nafeh came in for a one-on-one with a manager

The story died

[see allegations 2 and 3, above]

Aimee no longer works at The Aggie

   Also this whole thing caused me to make a nerdy entry on the Wiki Ethics page (currently last entry - look for US v Spinelli in bold).


   Also Dyanna Quizon is back on the list of people allegedly involved in the Budget Hearing Scandal.

Comments

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[codetoad.livejournal.com]

Anyway, she made a good point with that edit, but did it in all the wrong ways.

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

Wow. It makes a lot of sense. She WOULD know that much, and she's definitely been showing a lot of signs of angst / disillusionment lately. DPS4Life then -- a name chosen as a red herring or is she really in the DPS camp?

Awesome work. I do get the sense the dark side is seething within her. It makes a lot of sense.

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[codetoad.livejournal.com]

It wasn't really any work. It's right there and jumps out at you on her edit of that page.

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

My first reaction was "I ought to tell Darnell," but apparently Darnell can't keep a secret (I dunno, thats what someone was joking about on the 3rd floor), and I'd rather divulge the information to a specific person than have it broadcast throughout ASUCD. Either way, I think its going to get out and Kaufman will probably end up resigning from the animosity she has created with everyone. I'm calling it.

Now I'm tempted to post an entry to the affect of: "We know who posted the dirt on everyone in ASUCD -- will sell their identity to highest bidder."

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[codetoad.livejournal.com]

I thought this over and talked to some people, and I've decided that if you want to tell Darnell and others, you're welcome to. I was quite upset that she decided to do this, and it doesn't reflect well upon our website. I was especially upset that Jenni came up to me in a somewhat panic and mentioned it to me, and it more or less ruined my day. I was, however, quite happy that the wiki community didn't stand for such anonymous mud-slinging (of course they wouldn't).

Just make sure that they know that Karly's comments were in response to the original "SenateScandal" account and she was attempting to make the point that the wiki shouldn't be used for rumor mongers. In the process of making her point, however, she pissed the shit out of everyone and make folks upset.

Re: Mystery 1/2 solved

[codetoad.livejournal.com]

I'd just like to re-iterate that it's really easy to find out and I didn't use any of my sooper secret admin powers (which don't exist) to figure it out. It was just right there in Recent Changes.