I Deny It All

[aggienaut]

The following regarding my weekend is true:
   I was missed by about a foot by a projectile maliciously fired at me, which proceeded to explode into the wall behind me

   I saw a state assemblymember and his high ranking aid flee down a dark alley in the dead of night.

   I did not have relations with that woman.


   Otherwise... I'm not discussing where I may or may not have been or what I may or may not have been doing. Furthermore I may or may not permit any speculation regarding such. Have a pleasant day.

Comments

[shid.livejournal.com]

Who have you been denying relations with? huh?? we saw ur post. What DID you do? :P

[emosnail.livejournal.com]

No really it was my intention in including the final fact, well, primarily to be humorous, but also to specify that the secrecy did not involve womanry. If I said specifically that I "denied" some sort of female interaction then it could perhaps be a humorous ambiguity, having placed the emphasis on my denial and not on the event; however in this case I state unequivically that there were no relations occuring during the course of the operation. All the mentioned facts are 100% true.

[shid.livejournal.com]

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[shid.livejournal.com]

As you can see from my new LJ icon, dont make me shoot you.