Kris' Livejournal Will Go On!
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aggienaut Lacking computer, my journaling has moved to pen and paper. The following is the transcript of what I have written from the other day.
Thursday, September 11th - 1152 hours - I finished C.D. Payne's Revolting Youth yesterday. It took me one day, three sittings (hey I gotta eat!). And speaking of eating, I had mum's delicious rendering of pork fusilli for all three meals yesterday; mmmm soo good.
This morning mother unearthed a thick black mint-condition book; DESPITE EVERYTHING: A Cometbus Omnibus. Its a compendium of the first 43 issues of the Cometbus zine. I've previously only been able to get my hands on issues 46 & 47, so I'm rather stoked about this. Guess what I'll be doing all day?
1225 hours - Anna (LeLoup) just called. "Mike asked me what we were doing today, and I said 'umm actually Kris called me the other day and wanted to hang out' and then he looked at me like his life was over. Then I called you and he walked away." What can I say, people named Mike don't seem to like me.
2050 hours - "Its not that I hate him, I just don't want to talk about him" -Further Mike explanation regarding me. Anna and I saw American Wedding - I definitely think it was a sequal too many. Anna's parents hate me as well I believe. At least Im good friends with a lot of her friends. Her dad met me once actually but I was introduced as the cousin of her friend Amy, so they have no idea I am that same person they once met.
Returning from hanging out with Anna, I stopped by Diedrichs to get money from the ATM at the bank next door. During the very short time I was there, Becka offered me a sandwich she had made and I absconded with THHS's (Tom the Horrible Human's Stooge) abandoned coffee. While eating this spontanious meal, I was subjected to the ridiculously wanna-be-intellectual conversation behind me between BtGP (Brandon the Gay Poser) an dsome washed up 40 yr old lady. BtGP was reading questions from some book of questions. BtGP - "If you could sleep with [both of] any celebrity couple, who would it be?" Someone completely different - "Johnny Depp and Winona Rider" BtGP - "mmm... Winona Rider." Yea I thought you were supposed to be gay, focker.
BtGP - "If you could pass one environmental law what would it be?" The Lady - "or everyone to love others as they love themselves." At this point I think Chris Hubert asked if I was feeling okay because the idiocy behind me had given me a massive grimace. Also: BtGP - "If you could grow the perfect specimen of any garden flower, which would it be?"... BtGP - "Get this: it would be a rose, right, but in the center of the flower would be a venus fly trap, AND the sap would cure aids!" The Lady - "and if you ate it you'd get totally high!!" God I hate lame people.
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oh please
Date: 2003-09-15 09:32 pm (UTC)Re: oh please
Date: 2003-09-16 09:04 pm (UTC)In summary, both MtHH, and BtGP should be well aware of what I say about them and what I think about them, and I wouldn't want it any other way. Brandon is fucking lame, but if his particular pitiful existance amuses you then I'm glad his miserable existance has at least a little merit from that.
Thankyou, have a nice day.
Re: oh please
Date: 2003-09-17 07:46 pm (UTC)Brandon the Gay Poser
Date: 2003-09-20 01:39 am (UTC)Well we all seem to know what people secretly say about us then. Heck, my favorite shirt is the one I made that says "POSER" big across the front.
I say Mike is a horrible human and Brandon is totally poser gay. That doesn't mean I think I am above them and elite. I have proven in the psat that if I can do something for one of them without encouraging Mike's exploitation of people I will help them without a second thought. Am I a judgemental asshole? Yes probably, I am suspicious of anyone who claims not to judge people. Am I an elitist? I doubt that could be realistically argued.
I have recently reviewed the clear and evident reasons why I revile Mike (well I realize thats in a friends only entry, if anyone else wants me to reproduce that listing, leave me a note). I don't judge people without reason, and I shall hear present some of the evidence upon which my judgement of Brandon is based. You may disagree with my verdict, but you will see that the evidence includes the testimony of several other witnesses aside from myself, realize this and consider that your condemnation of my opinion therefore falls upon quite a number of other persons.
Ashlee testifies to BtGP's creepy hetero tendencies and general bad behavior.
My 4th of July post about BtGP's creepy hetero tendencies and general bad bahavior.
BtGP acts creepy and hetero toward Abby.
A reference to BtGP talking mad shit behind peoples backs. I guess that makes him an elitist bastard.
Becka's account of the same.
BtGP is emotionally immature.
And final definitive proof that he has an emotional age 8 years younger than his physical age: HIS DEADJOURNAL. I rest my case.
Keep in mind I have never made any allegations about him besides those things which I have here offered with extensive proof. I am not saying that you should not hang out with him or should be mean to him, I am simply narrating as I see things most clearly are.
Re: Brandon the Gay Poser
Date: 2003-09-20 06:35 am (UTC)I don't feel like taking time out to read all about what I already know.
all I'm saying is, Brandon is awesome. But Leanne-- you don't even know her and you're making shitty remarks. that is very bad form.
Re: Brandon the Gay Poser
Date: 2003-09-21 01:16 am (UTC)I did read all those entries because I am bored out of my skull...and you guys are all skewed. You see, Brandon gets very touchy-feely when he's drunk...he does grab ass and boob...but that's all he does. You can be gay and still appreciate a fine member of the oppisite sex.
As for the whole Jessie thing...I wasn't there, so I can't comment on that. But his life has never been perfect either. And granted that most everyone that was pissed off at him for having his own opinion on the situation are now ok with him, carrying a grudge seems rather childish.
Fascism = Bad
Like I said I'm very suspicious of anyone so pompous as to presume not to "judge" people. I think its more important to make sure that you are open to other people's judgements and opinions, and open to changing your opinion of people as you get to know them better. Believing that your opinion is the only valid opinion and everyone else is dead wrong and should be reviled is something I consider exponentially worse than "judging someone." Don't be fascist, recognize that other people may have other opinions than you, and that doesn't make them scum.
Re: Fascism = Bad
Date: 2003-09-24 07:45 pm (UTC)yes, you do have an opinion. A shitty one, but yours nonetheless. But I'm not going to sit back and let people talk shit on my friends without saying anything...that might be the way you treat your friends, but that doesn't fly with me.
Re: Fascism = Bad
Date: 2003-09-25 05:55 pm (UTC)