Slinging Honey

[aggienaut]

   One thing I've enjoyed about this job is for the first time I'm doing so much more than merely beekeeping, especially marketing-wise from designing logos and getting the labels made to making the sales pitches in person at shops. The latter I never thought I'd enjoy --being a salesman-- but honey basically sells itself and people are usually super friendly. I've actually come to enjoy driving around the countryside, pulling over when I pass a general store I didn't even know was there, walking in with a jar of honey and making a sale. It's fun to explore the countryside, and often the people in these little country shops are a pleasure to talk to.

An atypical encounter though: last week I realized there was a general store at a crossroads not terribly far from here. It seemed kind of unlikely because it's not THAT far from the bigger town of Colac and there's doesn't seem to be enough habitations out there to support a dedicated general store, but I decided to swing by on my way in that direction. Sure enough there's a general store. I go in and eerily all the shelves are about 60% empty. When the proprietor asked me if she could help me I said
   "It appears you have no honey!"
   "Oh.. umm.. we have this" she indicates a brand x bottle of "golden syrup," which apparently is the lighter fraction of liquid byproduct of sugarcane processing (as opposed to the heavier molasses). Australians seems to like it but to me its just sugar syrup.
   "Oh actually I'm here to sell you honey!" I say putting the sample jar on the counter.
   "If you want honey probably you could get some in Colac I guess" she is continuing
   "No, I mean I sell honey, I am here to sell you honey. This is a sample of it here."
   It seems to take her weirdly long to comprehend this. Finally she says "ohhh I would like to but.. you know, there's so many loopholes to jump through with health and food safety" (keep in mind my jar does NOT, imho, look like some fly-by-night garage product)
   "Oh I'm all certified by the shire health inspectors and all that." I say
   "Do you have the paperwork with you?" she asks
   "Um.. no?" I'm getting a bit confused, literally no one has ever asked for this before. At this point I'm already backing towards the door when she comes up with a completely different excuse:
   "I don't think any of my customers would buy honey anyway. You might have better luck with, I don't know, I think there's a fancy deli in Colac" she's saying as if I'm trying to sling the most hipstery thing her good no-nonsense clientele would never deign to purchase.

   I find country folks are _more_ likely to buy local direct-from-a-beekeeper honey than city-slickers. My theory is this woman has inhereted the store from a more competent relative and literally does not know how to make arrangements with new distributors and/or run a business.

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   In totally unrelated news Cristina finally can get away from work for a week so we're meeting in Cancun the first week of September. If anyone happens to have any inside tips on hotels they particularly recommend or other Cancun secrets please let me know!

Comments

[adoptedwriter.livejournal.com]

Bummer that sale did not work out. Maybe another time? Love that big Maine Coon kitty! No advice on Cancún. I’ve not yet been. Just Enjoy! Take side tours to Mayan ruins if that’s an option.

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

Yeeah apparently the Mayan ruins of Chichen Itza are right by there and we're both really interested to see them!

[wpadmirer.livejournal.com]

That is very odd. I wonder if the store isn't really a store, but a front for something else?

Also, I'm glad to hear you and Cristina will get together again.

[jaiden-s.livejournal.com]

Cancun is lovely. I went there for my honeymoon.

I'd recommend ceynote snorkeling, if you're able. The ceynotes are crystal clear and the snorkeling/diving there is amazing.

[newwaytowrite.livejournal.com]

A trip to Cozumel might be a good day trip but a week is a pretty small window and you might not want to sacrifice a full day.

[richaarde.livejournal.com]

There clearly wasn’t anything between that shopkeeper’s ears. Wow...

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Does direct from a beekeeper honey taste any different than commercial honey? I don't think I've e or tried honey fresh from a beekeeper.

[emo-snal.livejournal.com]

Yes actually! Grocery store honey is at best passed through a high degree of filtration which strips out the pollen grains to prevent it from crystalizing, which is why grocery store honey is almost always runny like syrup where "raw" honey is often much thicker and viscuous and tends to crystalize; as well they may expose it to high heat so it flows through their bottling systems well but that strips some of the finer essences (flavors & smells) ... and at worst, something ridiculous like 70% of grocery store honey is contaminated with "adulturated honey" which basically means the packers bought dirt cheap honey from China which has been cut with sugar syrup. Sooo yes I'm a strong advocate of buying your honey at your local farmers market (:

[xxmadsenxx.livejournal.com]

Interesting stuff. Good to know. The kind we buy at the grocery store comes from our state, but it's still probably really processed. It comes in a squeeze bottle.

[murielle.livejournal.com]

I suspect that wasn't a grocery store at all, but a portal into the Twilight Zone.

Bootiful Kitty!

Have fun in Cancun!

[pundigrion.livejournal.com]

I have loads of things for that area! Step one, meet at the airport and then walk across the street to the rental car place. Step two get out of Cancun. Do not stay in Cancun. We drove down to Tulum instead which I would totally recommend. Check out some cenotes! I also really enjoyed Valladolid. We skipped Chichen Itza and went to Tulum, Coba, and Ek Balam (one of the most recently discovered, no crowds, and great preservation). You can do this without a car using collectivos btw, but it will be a bit harder to explore as much since they drop you off on the freeways (the freeway is "free" and is what we used, the highways are toll roads). Watch out for the speedbumps! Yucatans are very good drivers btw and use clear signals to communicate their intentions to other cars, the passing convention for example is for the slower car to pull over to the shoulder lane and flash their left turn signal when it is safe to go around them. If you are driving and someone wants to pass, they will do same thing with the turn signal. Basically the shoulder gets used as another lane, but only for passing and with care since many, many things travel on the shoulder. Don't speed and don't park if there is a no parking sign. Also the speed bumps are massive, really don't speed!

If we had more time, we would also have gone to Merida and I recommend this because I regret that we couldn't.