The Agrinautica

You are hungry. Before you you see ONION BAGELS, TORTILLA CHIPS, DELICIOUS BEER, CHEAP BOOZE, HOUSEPLANT, & FASTEST TOASTER IN THE WEST. There are also numerous DRUNKEN PARTYGOERS here.

> Look DELICIOUS BEER

You behold many delicious beers, and some undelicious

To the NORTH you spy a DELICIOUS BEER. It effervesces in a hoppy yet full bodied way. It attacks your sense of judgement for -3 damage. You tell a ill timed joke about farmers.

ANNOYING DRUNK FRIEND approaches!

> Attack

You attack DRUNK FRIEND with a MENACING SCOWL. He is unaffected.

His DRUNKNESS attribute gives him a +6 save against SOCIAL CUE attacks!
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He proceeds to urinate in a house plant. His TACTFUL PROWESS attribute has been depleted
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He cannot be revived
CARPET suffers heavy damage.
DRYCLEANER gains 20 gold.
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HOUSEPLANT is now a reanimated undead PARTY FOUL MONSTROSITY wielding unholy powers!
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HOSTESS’ frenzy meter has now hit TEARFUL OUTBURST. She retreats to the MASTER BEDROOM and casts MY LIFE IS RUINED.

HOSTESS is engaged in casting spell for next 3 turns.

HOSTESS' BOYFRIEND is at a complete loss as to how to handle this, loses all initiative points
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DELICIOUS BEER has added HOSTESS' BOYFRIEND to its party.
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OVERZEALOUS PARTYGOER observes the lack of authority and with initiative points burgeoning from CHEAP BOOZE intake seizes control of the situation!
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OVERZEALOUS PARTYGOER adds 2 cases of CHEAP BOOZE, TASTFUL LAMP-SHADE and CASK OF AMONTILLADO to inventory. He retreats to the SOUTH
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