The Agrinautica

   Despite being an undemocratic tyrant, I had rather thought of Pervez Musharref as a more or less enlightened despot, as far as despots go. It was kind of silly how upon coming to power he had the previously elected president arrested for attempted murder -- for not giving Musharref's plane permission to land so that Musharref could come over and oust him. But now, he's gone too far. He's had the Chief Justice of Pakistan arrested and stripped of power.


   The charges against Chief Justice Chaudhry seem to consist of things like: "requiring more protocol than he deserved. He required senior officials to receive him at airports and was also using helicopters and planes to go to private functions;" "asking for more perks than he was eligible for;" "was entitled to use a 1700cc car, but he used a 3000cc mercedes" (! lol that jerk!) and ... and having the liscense plate "RAZIA-1" (seriously wtf! I think Musharref should take that up with their DMV if it really bothers him).

   In actuality, as far as I can tell, Chaudhry is probably being persecuted for being too zealous in clamping down on corruption. An article by Aaj TV notes "Many analysts say Musharraf’s move to suspend the country’s Chief Justice Iftikhar Chaudhry in March might be motivated by a desire to have a more pliable man at the head of judiciary in case of a constitutional challenge to his plans [to try to run again for President and remain chief of the military]"


   Anyway, the Chief Justice was unexpectedly detained upon being summoned to Musharref's office on March 9th 2007, and was held incommunicado for some time thereafter while Musharref's office declared that the Chief Justice had been "suspended" and the next second most senior Supreme Court Justice after him would be acting Chief Justice.


   The Pakistani Constitution of course does NOT allow for him to be removed from office in this manner. It does, however, allow the Court on its own to initiate misconduct investigations which can result in dismissal and this procedure has been initiated (The Supreme Judicial Council which is holding the hearings appears to consist of a number of justices / judges who either have corruption charges against themselves, or opposed Chaudhry's appointment from the start, and/or otherwise seems clearly messed with). In the mean time, Musharref's office declared him "suspended," rather than the clearly impermissable dismissal. I think any reasonable person can easily imagine that the Constitution does not mention suspension because it assumed that would be impermissable.


   Not only does this "suspended but not removed" seem eerily similar to the "we just want to chat, not remove you" justification ASUCD Senators like to give for calling people up for removal hearings, Chief Justice Chaudhry additionally had to fight to keep his removal hearing open to the public. Its a sad day when military despots are behaving as poorly as ASUCD.

   Anyway, lawyers across Pakistan have been boycotting judicial procedures in protest of this. More recently, with Chaudhry free from house arrest and able to travel about, there have been huge rallies in support of him (and today a riot caused by Musharref's supporters in opposition to a pro-Chaudhry rally). On some occasions, these riots have significantly disrupted traffic in and around the capitol (in particular I noticed that on April 13th, "Constitutional Avenue had to be closed," there's an ironic pun).

   And finally, a case has been filed with the Supreme Court against President Musharraf, the details of which I've been unable to acertain. Musharraf however has stated that he is not answerable to the Court. I would argue that IF the President is not answerable to the Court, THEN the Court is certainly not answerable to arbitrary suspension by him!


See Also

   At Senate today the six senators elected a year ago made their farewell speeches and were replaced by six new senators. In their farewell speeches, Senator Spencer Higgens announced his intention to run next quarter as the Focus Presidential Candidate, Senator Kareem Salem announced his intention to run as the Lead Presidential Candidate, and Senator Jonathon "Independant" Sanders --who almost exactly a month ago left the Lead party with "no plans on running for office on another slate in the future" announced his intention to run as the Focus Vice Presidential Candidate. The ASUCD Advisor / SGAO then completely overstepped their authority and gave the six outgoing senators the certificates of election that the Elections Chairman had refused to issue last year (stating that he could not in good conscience certify the election after the qualifications for office had been retroactively changed). Technically this would finally make these outgoing senators real senators, at least for a few minutes until the new ones were sworn in -- but lacking the Elections Chairman's signature I guess they're not really certificates of election.

   As I'm still in office, this bring the total number of Senators I've served with as Chief Justice to 57.


Inaccurate Tasering
   I was also very amused today that our paper the Cal Aggie carried a "guest editorial" from the UCLA Daily Bruin titled "UCSA Taser Resolution Inaccurate, Uninformed." Coming from a school that not only is still a member of UCSA (the UC Student Assn), but was the location of the tasering incident itself, this chastisement is so much stronger than if it had come from us.
   In conclusion, the staff of UCSA should be tasered.