Touch & Go

Mar. 29th, 2006 01:19 am
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   Last Week I drove down to the County of Orange (The CO) on Sunday and Returned on Wednesday. This week I went on an epic roadtrip with nine others down to Las Vegas on Friday and back on Monday. Today (Tuesday), I'm in Davis. Tomorrow school resumes, but after class I'm flying down to Los Angeles for the PAXMUN AMPAC MUN Conference in Los Angeles. I return on Sunday.
   Presumably then I will stay put for awhile, but in the mean time I will have travelled about 2,854 miles in two weeks, mostly by car and in a generally back and forth pattern.


Before I left The CO: I came downstairs around dinner time and exclaimed, "it smells like someone's cooking with stout!" To which a suprised mother answered "I'm making stew with stout, how'd you know??" I went on to say "this starfish looks like its got chocolate chips" only to be told it was a "chocolate chip starfish" and be asked if I already knew these things and was just being saucy. In conclusion, I am the next Amir Ghasri Adrian Saint. That and I can smell a good stout at a distance of two furlongs.


Vegas
   I probably don't have time to even begin to update about the Vegas adventure before I embark upon my next one, but at least here's the roll call of shinanigans who were in attendance: Brian "B-Fog" Fogerty, Olivia Pisano ([livejournal.com profile] pygmypeach81), Colleen Milton ([livejournal.com profile] colleeniebeenie), Julie Parker & Brittawater Segerstrom, Chris "C-Bunch" Bunch, Lyrakeet Fischer, and of course Kristy ([livejournal.com profile] basicallyasap), Sashie ([livejournal.com profile] slosha)& I.


Emosnail special report: Today one of our secret Emosnail correspondants tracked down a local Deputy DA to find out the real deal on a recent locally infamous case. The conversation went roughly as follows: "So this hit & run..." "gag order." The DA did go on however to enthusiastically endorse the "alpine dog" available at the Fat Cat Cafe for $3.75.


In Jurisprudence Today
   Captured Al-Qaida member Zacarias Moussaoui, currently on trial for involvement in the September 11th attacks, has testified at his trial -- as a prosecution witness. As Moussaoui joined the prosecution team and argued that he had indeed been the intended 20th hijacker, Defense scrambled to defend him against himself and undermine his testimony. (story)

Picture of the Day


Myself, Kristy & the Sashikeet
Note the Bellagio in the background



Previously on Emosnail
   Year & a Week Ago Today:
The Reagan Doctrine Meets Somalia - A term paper under construction.
   Year & a Week Ago Last Sunday: Shadiness of Campus Crusade For Christ - And more importantly, compelling evidence that the Emosnail readership is not more biased against religion that the UC Davis community at large, despite what prominent Daily Show celebrities1 might say to the contrary. Also, Kaplan missed the boat and gave out their Excellence in Student Teamwork Award to some random thing instead of the Daviswiki phenomena which has literally changed life in Davis as we know it, but creator Philip Neustrom is awarded a more prestigious honour: the Sacred Order of Trogdor.
   Year Ago Last Thursday: Symmachies Sammiches & the First Athenian Empire - Actually there are no sandwiches. A term paper under construction.
   Year Ago Last Saturday: Daviswiki Theology - You can actually watch as Brent Laabs spirals into the darkside & becomes the person we know today as Darth Laabs. Also Saul Sugarman discovers wiki & immediately proceeds to edit Daviswiki towards his own fascist paradise -- battles ensue with entrenched wikites across a number of pages, but he makes Ikea his Stalingrad and fights in the spirit of the Soviet slogan "not a single step backwards!"
   Year Ago Today: International Atheist Convention - The Atheist Alliance International convention takes place in Los Angeles. I may or may not have been in that general area hanging out with Penn & Teller.

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   After some delays, I finally began working at the Superior Courthouse in Woodland yesterday. I lurk amid bookshelves of records that move back and forth on tracks. When these aren't sufficient, one must get records from either "the bunker," or "the vault." I think there's a third location as well. The courthouse is primarily peopled by two types of people -- bureaucrats who also spend their day wrangling records, and sheriffs deputies. The sheriffs deputies wear all black uniforms, and seem to without exception be about as friendly as an imperial stormtrooper. Occasionally, one will also see prisoners being escorted about in striped pajamas like in cartoons (seriously!).

   During lunch I went across the street to the Fat Cat Cafe. There I encountered none other than the prosecutor from my jury-duty experience last Spring, one Tim Wallace. When I mentioned that I thought he dismissed me because he thought I was an anarchist, he responded with "hah, ME?" and made this face as if to say I should be well aware that he himself is practically an anarchist. He also mentioned having written a letter-to-the-editor the other day strongly criticizing the Chancellor vis-a-vis the Celestial Rose Scandal (I'm guessing in the Davis Enterprise?). After he left someone else approached the defense attorney he'd been chatting with and tried to convince him to have a particular witness testify. I felt like I was in a movie or something.


In Other News: Interned Japanese-Americans are no longer banned from Davis.

Picture of the Day


I think this has got to be the coolest picture ever taken


Previously on Emosnail
   Year and a Week Ago Last Tuesday:
No Entry
   Year and a Week Ago Last Thursday: The Weight of a Tomato - I write a letter-to-the-editor regarding the silly "eat at taco bell = kill a farm worker" campaign.
   Year and a Week Ago Last Friday: ASUCD Scandal Apocalypse - RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED: Someone unloads a massive amount of dirt on ASUCD politicians onto Daviswiki. Some of it is known to be true, none of it is known to be false. All records of this legendary drama-bomb have been purged from Daviswiki, but it lives on on the EncyclopediaDramatica as the "Daviswiki Deepthroat / Fingercuffs Incident.
   Year Ago Last Wednesday: Fish, Racism, & Tomatoes - Three entries, one photo essay (Monterey Aquarium), one poll, and one "Lily Johnson" who thinks persons of European ancestry are genetically incapable of understanding some issues.
   Year Ago Last Thursday: Correcting All Wrongs - (Two entries) The "War on Wrong" heats up, with the breaking of the UCDMUN dinnergate incident, an attempt to both pillage CFC for unnecessary funds and use them in a manner which excludes the less affluent 80% of the club -- but then again Lily Johnson things I'm genetically predisposed to be over-priviledged so maybe I should just go ahead and take the CFC funds.
   Year Ago Tomorrow: "Lily Johnson is real" - Anonymous - Ooh scary! Polls indicate that one third of respondants are shocked to learn anyone doesn't like me, one third want to slap one or both recent anonymous commenters, and another sixth believe posting anonymous "exhibits a lack of insecurities and a positive self image we should all seek to attain." Also I introduce the first ASUCD shadiness poll, a popular feature that would run weekly for some time. In this first poll ASUCD got rated 7.79 / 10 in terms of shadiness.

Jury Duty

May. 25th, 2005 11:10 am
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   So today I found myself testifying under oath in the Yolo County Superior Court as to what I believe my mohawk represents, and later bringing an entire courtroom to applause. Much later managed to get 52 persons into a room in Olson for an hour and then went to the City Council meeting as an encore. Altogether it was a very successful day.

   This morning I had jury duty in Woodland. This caused me to be a bit torn because I was from the start intrigued, curious and interested in participating, but at the same time I really didn't have time. So I wore my mohawk up and figured they'd surely dismiss me for it.
   I was one of the original 18 jurors selected for questioning and one of the last ones dismissed. Of probably around six jurors dismissed during the cause dismissals, three of them were because they knew the prosecuting lawyer. He's from Davis, chances are someone reading this knows him, seeing as apparently out of a random sampling of 18 people from Yolo county he knows 1/6th of them. Unfortunately his name escapes me at the moment. [Tim Wallace, see 02/18/06]
   One juror acted quite crazy, and quite determined not to be on the jury. I wouldn't be
suprised if he was faking the craziness. If he really was so crazy why would he be so determined to get off the jury? On the subject of being biased towards police officers, one lady who looked to be about forty and very frumpy casually mentioned she'd recently had relationships with "six sheriff-deputies from Yolo County" omgwtf. The judge casually responded that the officers involved in the case weren't
sheriff's-deputies.
   Most of the selection process proceeded without giving me reason to speak up to any of the questions. Finally towards the end the prosecutor asked "so.. Mr Fricke. You have very interesting hair. Could you explain what it means?" or something to that effect. I think he expected me to quickly incriminate myself as a crazy radical, but my answers portrayed me to have a rather healthy under-standing of the relevant principals (I like to think anyway), which led to even more questioning. One of his early questions for me was to the effect of "what do you think of the American legal system" (he no doubt suspected I'd clearly identify myself as a no-good anarchist), but my answer of "excellent" thoroughly flummoxed his hypothesis. In his probing he asked what I was studying and intended to do. When I said that I was IR and pre-law and thought maybe I'd go into diplomacy and negotiate treaties, he said "so.. you want to work for the Bush administration?" (somewhat humoristically) to which I responded "I want to work with for the United States government," and this interchange brought the whole courtroom to applause.
   After this I rather expected the defense was more likely to dismiss me since I had generally expressed a strong belief in the rule of law, however (once four people in a row had been dismissed from "seat 11" - when someone in seats 1-12 was dismissed someone from 13-18 was shuffled into the lower 12) it was the prosecutor who said "Mr Fricke, I like you, but I'm not gonna take a chance with that hair."
   In conclusion, you want to get out of jury duty, mohawk your hair beforehand.

   Upon returning from Woodland, I had to hit the ground running because Michael Newdow was coming at 7:30 to speak for Phi Alpha Delta and I was organizating it. I nearly died from stress over the event, but it all worked out and we had good attendance (51) and I think everyone enjoyed it.
   From there I went to the Davis City Council meeting where they were discussing
implimenting choice voting. I found this meeting positively brimming with tension between mayor pro tem Sue Greenwald and the other four councilmembers, including such comments as "I won the election, the rest of you need to be mature and accept that" (having gotten teh highest number of votes last election, Greenwald will be the next mayor), accusations that other members were "thwarting democracy," and councilmembers attempting to speak at the same time (repeatedly). It was definitely such sauce.

   This previous weekend was the MUN conference we host here at Davis for HS students. As soon as the high school students started arriving saturday morning one of them came up to me and was like "You're emosnail aren't you! Its like meeting a celebrity!"
   Also, as I was leaving at around 12:30 Saturday night, I was walking past Sproul when I noticed only a single window was lit on the building, on the second floor. Glancing up I noticed familiarly pointy hair and glasses. "Lamar?" says I, causing Lamar Heystek to stand up and look around like a meerkat. Turns out he was working on his weekly column, about which he said "this time its going to be good I swear."


In Other News: Yesterday when I went into MyUCDavis, there was a notice asking us to take a survey for the UCD student polling unit, with this incentive: "As a small token of our appreciation, we are giving the first 1500 students who answer the survey a debossed BREATHE wristband (similar to thehe Livestrong band)"
   In addition of course such bands with things like "princess" written on them can be found at various retail locations. I think its very very sad that something that started out as a symbol of support for a certain charity is now being copied into completely frivolous forms because its become fashionable.
   I don't expect such knavery not to appear in retail stores, but for university unit to participate is increasingly deplorable.

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