The Halloween Murders
May. 11th, 2006 07:27 pm Today there was a ruckus at the Courthouse again. The verdict was due out for the so-called "Halloween Murders" of 2002, wherein five suspected gang members shot to death two victims and injured two others. The courthouse was abuzz this morning with discussion about the case. The courtroom was filled to capacity leaving many would-be attendees locked out. In the office of the court reporters there was discussion that they could have set up the recording equipment to hear it live down there if they'd thought of it beforehand. A small crowd of employees gathered around at the security station to watch the proceedings from the security camera view. There wasn't sound but it being an emotional event for those involved one could get a pretty good idea of what was going on based on body movements. Eventually I believe the defendants were found guilty of all fifteen charges.
The clicheness of "Halloween Murders" unfortunately makes it very difficult to search google for information on the case. )=
Picture of the Day

Mystery Location!
Sepiatone = love
Previously on Emosnail
Year & a Week Ago Last Saturday: Thomas Lloyd Explains How He Hates Justice - Or at least why he thinks there should be no checks on the legislature. Incidently, while running for office one of his platforms was strengthening the judiciary.
Year & a Week Ago Last Monday: Unless & KYD Show - a picture of Zane's head and juggling classes.
Year Ago Last Friday: Kickin It With Important People - Former Director-General of the US Foreign Service introduces me to the former US Ambassador to the UN ... then I assassinate someone.
Year Ago Last Sunday: Roxie's B-day - and a picture of me with the green mohawk.
So.
I went a week without updating. Gotta keep it all up in your face!
Last Wednesday there was finally an Aggie Article about Case 31. I'm trying to resist the urge pick it apart, but I don't know where these references to "Student Court" came from. There hasn't been any references to a "student court" in more than an ASUCD-generation.
I spent most of the week in hermit-like seclusion working on a paper about the decline of the Roman Empire.
Then Friday was Cinco de Mayo. I celebrated by drinking by myself in my room.
By Saturday I desperately needed a change of scenery. So I headed down to San Francisco, to visit Mara (blueashes).
Now the thing with San Francisco, is driving around there is always a hellish experience. They have these street signs you find nowhere else in the world. Some lanes are reserved for trollies, or something ... taxis seem to obey their own rules entirely. Streets are set up like a grid, but somehow through the use of one-way streets and unholy magick, the entire thing is a labyrinth.
In addition to getting directions from Mara , I pulled up googlemaps and examined the area in both the map mode and with satellite overlay so as to get maximum familiarity with the cursed roads of SF I'd have to navigate.
As soon as I came off the Bay Bridge onto the SF penninsula it was out of control though. Almost immediately the freeway unexpectedly split in two with no indication which side was which. I chose the right side but it soon became apparent that I had chosen the wrong one as I ended up too far south without passing the exit. I had to exit, travel parallel to the freeway a few blocks to find an onramp in the other direction.. get new directions from Mara. Then key streets definitely didn't have signs identifying them.. anyway, I survived.
Anyway, she lives in the Mission District. We walked down Haight Street, visited "Hippie Hill" at a park at the end of the street (golden gate park?). Then as we returned we came upon Mara's flatmate with her dog at another park and hung out there for awhile (where Megan --who came to Davis with Mara that one time and on picnic day-- caught up with us). Sasha is a pretty awesome doggie. Her repetoire of tricks include licking sleeping people's faces on command and giving people hugs.
Then we returned to Mara's place and played Settler's of Catan, because we're awesome like that.
That evening we went to some of the bars in The Mission and caused a ruckus. Most noteworthy of all though, is my estranged former best friend Alberto, who hasn't answered or returned any of my calls in four years, actually textmesseged me in response to the messege I left him saying I'd be in town. It read "stop calling me asap" -- no not really! he actually told me where he was working, implying I should stop by, but I didn't realize I had messeges until the very end of the evening.
Kritsy was also in SF on Saturday, hanging out with her sister.
On Sunday Kristy went to "Rock It" at The Grad, and totally rocked out.
Monday marked two and a half years since Kristy and I began dating. When I met her she had a boyfriend of three years -- it seemed like they'd been together for ever. Then they broke up ... and eventually we started dating, and I still felt like I'd never rival her previous relationship .. but now, holy crap I'm catching up. Who would have foreseen such epic lovered?
Tuesday (today) I worked at the courthouse. It looks like I might get moved up to working on case management conferences directly under a judge. Also there was a bit of a ruckus today.. some guy was being arraigned on bomb threat charges or something and the place was crawling with reporters. They kept trying to sneak recording equipment in, much to the angst of the guards.
I happened to be coming out of the Courthouse when I see a reporter interviewing people, a reporter who is none other than Stan Obklodzija!
Not quite sure what was going on but presumably it'll be in the paper tomorrow.
Picture of the Day

Megan & one of Mara's neighbours
Related
Pictures of/by both Kristy & I in SF on Saturday
Kristy's entry on Saturday - in SF
Kristy's entry on Rock It
Kristy's entry today - a funny conversation, + misc
Kristy's photos of bailey & the bunny entry
Pitstop OC
Mar. 21st, 2006 06:33 pm I arrive at Court on Friday to find a table there is absolutely heaping with St Patricks Day themed desserts & snacks -- including TWO complete cakes, a set of cupcakes, as well as chips & dip et cetera. Someone remarks "If you want healthy food, its all in criminal division, they have celery & carrots and things." I wonder if the different faire is caused by subtle psychological nuances related to working in criminal versus civil division, or merely a groupthink effect forged by the personalities of people who happen to work in the respective divisions.
On Saturday Kristy & I made an expedition to Roseville and retrieved my Mercedes.
On Sunday I put the car through a trial run .. by driving it the 400+ miles from Davis down to Orange County.
On Monday I hung out with my good friend Petty Officer 2nd Class Aaron Aviv, who's back on leave from the USCGC1 WPC-132 Shamal. We (Him & I plus two of his friends) were nerdcore and went to this place that has like 200 networked computers and played Battlefield 2.
Today is Tuesday, I don't know what I'm doing this evening yet, but hopefully I'm doing something.
Tomorrow, Wednesday, I return to Davis.
On Thursday, Kristy & I are seeing Franz Ferdinand in Sacramento.
On Friday a large group of us, approximately consisting of the group of people who usually go on the annual New Years Tahoe trip (which didn't occur this year), will go on a roadtrip down to Vegas. We will return on Monday.
1United States Coast Guard Cutter
2W? Patrol Coastal
My internet is acting extremely wonky at the moment. Pages on livejournal & wikipedia are opening fine, but most other pages are not opening at all. Previous to these problems there had been no changes to the set up here since last night when everything was working fine -- except Myspace;
Myspace is also not loading at all now, but yesterday my login would bring me to the "register new user" page. If I typed in an obviously bogus login, it would tell me I had the wrong username/password, and I further confirmed that it was recognizing my login by telling it I forgot my password and verifying that the information it sent back to me was what I was typing in -- so for some reason its recognizing my login as not a nonaccount or incorrect login, but sending me to the register new account screen.
And of course AIM is down. This is all extremely alarming because AIM is the principal way I communicate with people and during my very short stay here its extremely important to me to try to make the most out of my visit and see as many of my friends as I can. Myspace is also important to this goal.. I was able to briefly get through and post a bulletin announcing I'm in town, but otherwise I'm cut off from myspace as well for some reason. )=
Update 9:24pm - things seem to be working better now.
In Other News: So I have a radio in my room here, unlike in Davis, so I'm catching up with whats on the radio now ... and its SHIT. Man what crap, I'm not missing anything. I'm suprised by how often Green Day - When September Ends is still on, man I loathe that song. I can't believe such an obnoxious affliction to the ears was spawned by Green Day. --update 6:44 GOD ITS ON AGAIN!!!! IT MAKES ME WANT TO DIE
Picture of the Day

Bailey celebrates St Patricks Day
He had a moment of celebrity as the St Patricks Day image on the front page of Daviswiki for most of the day.
See also: stuffonmycat.com
Previously on Emosnail
Two Years and a Week Ago Yesterday: Brown Act Ethics - Though the Brown Act does not presume to apply to every little non-governmental organization, the ethical sentiments expressed in it are transferable. The subject of this entry is the explusion of non-officers from executive meetings of Davis MUN. I don't know whether they still do, but I know other organizations also regularly exclude non officers from the officer meetings, and I think you should know that that is probably not ethically defensible.
ALSO: "The idea that career employees may act with impunity to the Court is to accept that they do not work among us at the employ of the ASUCD government but rather supervise an incompetent student play-government. I need hardly point out that the latter precept which is necessary for the argument in favor of their impunity is insulting to anyone that participates in the ASUCD government." After some convincing testimony by Mark Champagne, we concluded that "it is clear that at the time of the original writing of the Judicial Codes, the possibility that this situation could arise was not anticipated. By accident of writing therefore, the Codes could have indicated either way. Despite extreme ambiguity, it appears that the Codes expected Defendants always to be undergraduate students of UC Davis" (Case # 24). HOWEVER, in a terribly constructed sentence, we clarify: "We find not that the ASUCD Supreme Court does not have jurisdiction over university employee union members, but specifically that the codes imply that they cannot act as Defendants in our court system. There is no reason to believe they are exempt from Court Orders that do not impose direct disciplinary action upon them."
Two Years and a Week Ago Today: ASUCD Purchases Firetruck - Jenn de la Vega reports. Two years later the Aggie Pack Firetruck bears no ASUCD logos or other signs of gratitude for ASUCD's gift of the firetruck to Aggie Pack (a non ASUCD unit), nor has it paid ASUCD back any of the promised funds. ALSO, "Would you say this air conditioning is adequate.... or would you say its pretty fuckin weak?" -My Russian Lecturer, Avrom Brown.
Two Years Ago Last Wednesday: SCANDAL SCANDAL - Reportedly, you do not --I repeat NOT-- need a "Number 2" pencil to fill out teacher evaluation forms as official sources would have you believe, but a faculty informant reveals "as long as it is dark enough, a pen would probably suffice"!! Also I deliver SGAO a minor smackdown regarding the nonposting of documents. Two years later Court documents are still not put online by SGAO -- but the Court's determined that the Senate is responsible for overtasking SGAO without giving them enough resources to accomplish everything (Case # 32).
Two Years Ago Last Thursday: Disappearing Aggie Article - RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED: An Aggie article about two ASUCD Supreme Court cases filed against Creative Media mysteriously disappears from the website. Incidently, Creative Media at the time controlled the Aggie website. A reason for the disappearance was never revealed, but now the Aggie doesn't cover ASUCD Court cases at all.
Two Years Ago Last Saturday: Corned Beef & Ice Cream Sandwiches - I get this extreme craving for corned beef and cabbage and only realize hours later that its St Patricks Day.. weird coincidence. This St Patricks Day, other than the food at work, I forgot about it until my little brother drunkenly called me and asked why I wasn't drinking -- it took me a few minutes to realize why I ought to be drinking at all. I seem to have a history of ambivalence about this day.
Two Years Ago Today: Last Summer in Review - A weird time to finally get around to it. Also, I don't know how I'm going to get to OC for break.
ASUCD v. Regents
Mar. 16th, 2006 12:53 am Last night a reference was added to the ASUCD Senate History page about a case filed by ASUCD vs the Regents. I poked around on Lexis-Nexis, but couldn't find such a case.
This morning while at work at the Yolo Superior Court, I was thinking about this case. It suddenly occured to me that if such a case existed, it would have been filed with this very Court! I searched Jalan our computer database, but it didn't have anything previous to the early nineties, so I went back to working on the case index I was assembling. Where would I be able to find a case filed previous to computers?
...On a paper index I suppose -- and then I realized that was what I was working on. I found the case two pages from where I was already in the 880 page binder.
Now that I had the case number I could go look up the actual case. Cases previous to 98 are kept across the street in "the Bunker," so I grabbed some cases that needed to be conveyed there anyway and headed out. This involves having security let me out the secret employee entrance, going across the street the sheriff's department annex, using my key to get from the entryway into the courtyard, unlocking gate leading down some stairs, unlocking door into lower levels, proceeding through the entirely manila hall and unlocking the door marked "evidence / property storage," to reveal shelves and shelves of forgotten cases. But alas they only went down to 1987 and it was an 83 case. So I have to retrace my steps.
Later I find out that older cases have been taken offsite to McClellin Air Force Base (wtf?).
Reportedly a summary of this case was discovered in the ASUCD Vice President's office (wtf?), so I guess I'll just have to be content with that for now.
In Other News: My car is reportedly repaired. Now I need to find a way to get it back from Roseville.. preferably tomorrow (Thursday) )=
Back in Focus: Yolo Superior Court
Mar. 13th, 2006 10:45 pm
Like I said, my camera is working again. This is the Yolo County Superior Courthouse, where I spend much of my time these days.
Note the POW/MIA flag that flies in front of the Courthouse. It always seems to me that this flag must seem slightly ironic to the many who come and go from the Courthouse in chains.
Incidently, Wikipedia doesn't have an entry on the POW/MIA flag. I've always wondered what the deal is with it. All in all the Courthouse is kept pretty spotless. This is the only graffiti in the restroom. Given that its in a pretty visable location and it appears that graffiti around it has been erased, I think the maintanance people have found it amusing.
On my first day working there my supervisor Gail looked over the filing I was doing and remarked "good, it looks like you're doing it all right ... but of course if you weren't it would be my fault for improperly instructing you." This struck me as a particularly enlightened philosophy others should take note of -- that if one has subordinates and they are operating sub-par, rather than blame it all on them, the ranking individual should consider it entirely their own responsibility to ensure quality operations.
In Other News:
(1)Contention continued throughout the day on the Rob Roy / Talk page regarding whether the wiki would include any references to his allegedly racist public statements. Thomas Lloyd repeatedly declared himself to have won the argument and deleted all references he found offending, but I wouldn't let him get away with it. Then Lloyd dropped the Libel word, which is becoming somewhat like Godwin's Law on the wiki1 I think (the Abebnego Woods troll alleged libel the other day as well), and illustrated his point with a link that clearly damaged his own point.
Lest you get the wrong idea, it should be noted that I have not added any of the disputed content myself, and am not saying I think he's a racist; I am standing against the suppression of unfavored viewpoints & a double-standard in reporting.
(2)Jurists across the world were saddened the other day by the death of Slobodon Milosevic while in custody in The Hague. Slobo's death denies thousands of the justice his conviction would have brought them.
1"As a wiki discussion grows longer, the probability of someone incorrectly alleging libel approaches 1." - Call that Kris's Second Law (The first is that if the potential for drama is enough, anyone can and will find your livejournal)
Previously on Emosnail
Year and a Week Ago Yesterday: The Politics of Character Assassination - More on the drama in MUN: I post links to the opposing arguments. Also, the BBC calls me for an opinion on US Supreme Court Cases (true story).
Year and a Week Ago Today: UCBMUNC 2005 - In the middle of all our MUN drama we decide to all pack into a small hotel room or two for a weekend. We survived with fairly little intrigue considering. I think I was the only one to win an award (Shemek might have as well?)
Year Ago Last Wednesday: Classified - Classified. Sorry for the broken picture links.
Year Ago Last Thursday: Elections & Disenfranchisement - The new ASUCD Senate is seated "ushering in an era of unprecedented diversity of affiliation on the Senate." In contrast, with the seating of this year's new Senate, the Leadite party controls 2/3rds of the Senate, the Executive Office, and has appointed all but one of the Supreme Court Justices (I was a Focus appointee).
Year Ago Last Friday: The Emo-Agricola International - In an international development I've found reason to cite with suprising frequency in the year since, Bolivian President Carlos Mesa attempts to resign only to have his resignation rejected by the Bolivian Senate. Also, the former president of rebel Chechnya, Aslan Maskadov, meets a humble end at the hands of his own bodyguards in a basement. Also, a hawt picture of Kristy.
Year Ago Yesterday: Senate Finds Chief Justice to Have Jedi Powers - Sen. Darth Lloyd was instrumental in convincing them that I used mind tricks to cause 9 Internal Affairs Commissioners & 12 Senators to think that a 5 line Bill meant the opposite of what it actually meant. And I would have gotten away with it too if it hadn't been for those pesky kids "your mind tricks don't work on me" Kalen the Hutt! Also the Lebanese Prime Minister tries for the second time to resign, but once again his resignation is rejected by the parliament.
Flickring Glimpses of Life
Feb. 28th, 2006 01:23 am Somewhere, someone is about to get an eviction order signed by "Kris Fricke, Deputy Clerk, Yolo County Superior Court." I feel so proud.
The Conaway Ranch case is back... a "petition for writ of mandate to the California Court of Appeals Third District" was lying on top in a cute little red binder ... looks like its getting appealinated. I read most of the petition on my break, it was only 11 pages, and quite saucy.
On Friday night Kristy & I went to the "Thank God the Elections Are Over" party. Even though it was at Lead candidate Genevieve Carnes' place, I think there were more independants than Lead party members there.
I think independant candidate Jeremy Ross tried to hit on Kristy. Later, when I introduced myself, his friend was like "you're the guy from Emosnail!!"
On Sunday night Kristy and I went to "Rock It," the indie rock night at The Grad.
In Other News: Me mum & father recently visited my great-aunt (my dad's aunt) in New Orleans. Mum wrote a nice little entry about it (with a couple pictures of damage).
Fact of the Day: Our solar system is located in an intersteller formation known as "the Local Fluff"
Picture of the Day

Rob Roy, Jeremy Ross, & Kareem Salem do the electic slide at the party on Friday
(C) Kristy Heidenberger
Previously on Emosnail
Two Years and one Week Ago Last Friday: Stirling Suxors - Fire alarms and parking problems are just some of the bad behaviour at the Stirling apartment complex. Since that year they've changed their name in an effort to reinvent themselves.
Two Years and one Week Ago Last Saturday: Fun With the The Aggie's Broken Links - And the ASUCD Candidates' Forum, and Heystek for City Council.
Two Years and one Week Ago Tomorrow: Myths, Legends & Outright Lies about the Founding of the ASUCD Court - Also I first stumble upon the brilliant revelation: The Cheat = R2D2!
Two Years Ago Last Wednesday: Psycho Roommate III
Two Years Ago Last Friday: ASUCD Elections - Who I Voted For - Sitemeter says 81 people looked under the cut on the entry, and that number won't include just showing up on a friends page.
Two Years Ago Today: The Case Against Slates - Lead is not a slate. A slate is a brittle metamorphic rock, whereas Lead is a malleable metallic element...
A Superior Court Experience
Feb. 18th, 2006 08:31 pm After some delays, I finally began working at the Superior Courthouse in Woodland yesterday. I lurk amid bookshelves of records that move back and forth on tracks. When these aren't sufficient, one must get records from either "the bunker," or "the vault." I think there's a third location as well. The courthouse is primarily peopled by two types of people -- bureaucrats who also spend their day wrangling records, and sheriffs deputies. The sheriffs deputies wear all black uniforms, and seem to without exception be about as friendly as an imperial stormtrooper. Occasionally, one will also see prisoners being escorted about in striped pajamas like in cartoons (seriously!).
During lunch I went across the street to the Fat Cat Cafe. There I encountered none other than the prosecutor from my jury-duty experience last Spring, one Tim Wallace. When I mentioned that I thought he dismissed me because he thought I was an anarchist, he responded with "hah, ME?" and made this face as if to say I should be well aware that he himself is practically an anarchist. He also mentioned having written a letter-to-the-editor the other day strongly criticizing the Chancellor vis-a-vis the Celestial Rose Scandal (I'm guessing in the Davis Enterprise?). After he left someone else approached the defense attorney he'd been chatting with and tried to convince him to have a particular witness testify. I felt like I was in a movie or something.
In Other News: Interned Japanese-Americans are no longer banned from Davis.
Picture of the Day

I think this has got to be the coolest picture ever taken
Previously on Emosnail
Year and a Week Ago Last Tuesday: No Entry
Year and a Week Ago Last Thursday: The Weight of a Tomato - I write a letter-to-the-editor regarding the silly "eat at taco bell = kill a farm worker" campaign.
Year and a Week Ago Last Friday: ASUCD Scandal Apocalypse - RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED: Someone unloads a massive amount of dirt on ASUCD politicians onto Daviswiki. Some of it is known to be true, none of it is known to be false. All records of this legendary drama-bomb have been purged from Daviswiki, but it lives on on the EncyclopediaDramatica as the "Daviswiki Deepthroat / Fingercuffs Incident.
Year Ago Last Wednesday: Fish, Racism, & Tomatoes - Three entries, one photo essay (Monterey Aquarium), one poll, and one "Lily Johnson" who thinks persons of European ancestry are genetically incapable of understanding some issues.
Year Ago Last Thursday: Correcting All Wrongs - (Two entries) The "War on Wrong" heats up, with the breaking of the UCDMUN dinnergate incident, an attempt to both pillage CFC for unnecessary funds and use them in a manner which excludes the less affluent 80% of the club -- but then again Lily Johnson things I'm genetically predisposed to be over-priviledged so maybe I should just go ahead and take the CFC funds.
Year Ago Tomorrow: "Lily Johnson is real" - Anonymous - Ooh scary! Polls indicate that one third of respondants are shocked to learn anyone doesn't like me, one third want to slap one or both recent anonymous commenters, and another sixth believe posting anonymous "exhibits a lack of insecurities and a positive self image we should all seek to attain." Also I introduce the first ASUCD shadiness poll, a popular feature that would run weekly for some time. In this first poll ASUCD got rated 7.79 / 10 in terms of shadiness.
What I Learned in Law School
Feb. 3rd, 2006 08:40 pmWalking From Woodland
Thursday Morning I caught the Yolo Bus at appx 8:30am. Three things about Yolobus: (1) they like to run the words Yolobus together. When I first saw one upon arriving here I was very confused as to what a "yolobus" was (related to a blunderbus?). (2) They're webpage is completely baffling. (3) The drivers like to respond to any question by mumbling incoherently under their breath.
Anyway so I caught the bus on Thursday morning. Despite my best efforts to understand their webpage, I still turned out to unexpectedly have to change buslines to get to the Superior Courthouse in Woodland. I arrived at my destination 12 miles north an hour later, at 9:25am.
Then I realized the sheriffs office I was supposed to be at was not the one attached to the Courthouse but one at the other end of Woodland. Lacking any way of knowing what bus line went in that direction I just started walking, arriving there3.3 miles and 45 minutes later. I suppose I should note that I had had my mercedes towed to the mechanic a few days ago, and he has pronounced that the engine needs extensive repairs and it should be towed to some specialist in Roseville, hence I don't have a car. But now I was three miles from the last known bus stop, and no closer to knowing the arcane secrets of yolobus. So I decide to walk back to Davis. Yeah that took something in excess of two hours. )=
Keep in mind, I was wearing a suit for all of this.
But the good news is I got an internship in the Yolo Superior Court.
What I Learned Today in Law School
Today (Friday) I went down to The City (San Francisco) to visit the UC Hastings law school with Phi Alpha Delta. First we sat in on a class on torts, then we were given a tour.
Now in law school, everyone has a laptop in class. They use these for a combination of talking on AIM, browsing the internet, and shopping. Occasionally they serve more useful purposes, for example when the students next to me got into an intense debate about whether the professor looked more like 3rd Rock From the Sun star John Lithgow, or US Special Prosecutor / Blowjob Police Kenneth Starr, they used their laptops to furnish evidence (It was definitely John Lithgow). This isn't to imply I didn't learn anything though -- the student next to me shared a bit of wisdom with me: "see how I raised my hand immediately and said something that was largely irrelevant? Now the teacher won't call on me for the rest of class because he thinks I've already participated." Genius.
In Other News: Case # 32 was filed on Thursday. We now have four cases queued up. Case # 29 hearing is on Tuesday, you should all come.
Quote of the Day - from last week actually
"How can you be a 'fan of international law'?" -ASUCD Justice Massarweh(?)
"Being a fan of international law is like being a fan of the Cubs. They'll never win, but you can still be a fan." -ASUCD Vice Chief Justice Coady.
Picture of the Day

This is an abandoned building on campus.
I think it would make a good mystery picture
Previously on Emosnail - spotlight on two years ago today
Two Years-and-one-Week Ago Today: Saucy Quotes - A Typical AIM conversation between Kristy & I. On a similar note, I swear the I.T. guy in the library said "awesomesauce" after getting my computer to work last week.
Two Years Last Sunday: Cow Diseases: Part IV - The preceding three were in preceding entries, but there were more relevant things to report here. Also it was raining and I speculate that my mohawk is starting to get long enough to give me trouble putting shirts on.
Two Years Ago Last Tuesday: A Lack of Justice in ASUCD - Remember back when the ASUCD Elections Committee would suppress anything that
Two Years Ago Yesterday: Kristy Discovers Monkeys of Brass - and I get started on the Lamar Heystek for City Council Campaign 2004. Lamar Heystek for City Council 2006!!
Two Years Ago Today: Roman Generals, Long Range Strategic Bombers, & Lamar - I discuss how dumb everyone in my Chaucer class is. Also I learn that apparently "at Davis 30% of chalkings are erased within an hour and 80% by the end of the day." Propaganda is a science here.
Two Years Ago Today: Dear SGAO - Another friendly interchange between the Student Gov't Administrative Office and I.
So today I found myself testifying under oath in the Yolo County Superior Court as to what I believe my mohawk represents, and later bringing an entire courtroom to applause. Much later managed to get 52 persons into a room in Olson for an hour and then went to the City Council meeting as an encore. Altogether it was a very successful day.
This morning I had jury duty in Woodland. This caused me to be a bit torn because I was from the start intrigued, curious and interested in participating, but at the same time I really didn't have time. So I wore my mohawk up and figured they'd surely dismiss me for it.
I was one of the original 18 jurors selected for questioning and one of the last ones dismissed. Of probably around six jurors dismissed during the cause dismissals, three of them were because they knew the prosecuting lawyer. He's from Davis, chances are someone reading this knows him, seeing as apparently out of a random sampling of 18 people from Yolo county he knows 1/6th of them. Unfortunately his name escapes me at the moment. [Tim Wallace, see 02/18/06]
One juror acted quite crazy, and quite determined not to be on the jury. I wouldn't be
suprised if he was faking the craziness. If he really was so crazy why would he be so determined to get off the jury? On the subject of being biased towards police officers, one lady who looked to be about forty and very frumpy casually mentioned she'd recently had relationships with "six sheriff-deputies from Yolo County" omgwtf. The judge casually responded that the officers involved in the case weren't
sheriff's-deputies.
Most of the selection process proceeded without giving me reason to speak up to any of the questions. Finally towards the end the prosecutor asked "so.. Mr Fricke. You have very interesting hair. Could you explain what it means?" or something to that effect. I think he expected me to quickly incriminate myself as a crazy radical, but my answers portrayed me to have a rather healthy under-standing of the relevant principals (I like to think anyway), which led to even more questioning. One of his early questions for me was to the effect of "what do you think of the American legal system" (he no doubt suspected I'd clearly identify myself as a no-good anarchist), but my answer of "excellent" thoroughly flummoxed his hypothesis. In his probing he asked what I was studying and intended to do. When I said that I was IR and pre-law and thought maybe I'd go into diplomacy and negotiate treaties, he said "so.. you want to work for the Bush administration?" (somewhat humoristically) to which I responded "I want to work with for the United States government," and this interchange brought the whole courtroom to applause.
After this I rather expected the defense was more likely to dismiss me since I had generally expressed a strong belief in the rule of law, however (once four people in a row had been dismissed from "seat 11" - when someone in seats 1-12 was dismissed someone from 13-18 was shuffled into the lower 12) it was the prosecutor who said "Mr Fricke, I like you, but I'm not gonna take a chance with that hair."
In conclusion, you want to get out of jury duty, mohawk your hair beforehand.
Upon returning from Woodland, I had to hit the ground running because Michael Newdow was coming at 7:30 to speak for Phi Alpha Delta and I was organizating it. I nearly died from stress over the event, but it all worked out and we had good attendance (51) and I think everyone enjoyed it.
From there I went to the Davis City Council meeting where they were discussing
implimenting choice voting. I found this meeting positively brimming with tension between mayor pro tem Sue Greenwald and the other four councilmembers, including such comments as "I won the election, the rest of you need to be mature and accept that" (having gotten teh highest number of votes last election, Greenwald will be the next mayor), accusations that other members were "thwarting democracy," and councilmembers attempting to speak at the same time (repeatedly). It was definitely such sauce.
This previous weekend was the MUN conference we host here at Davis for HS students. As soon as the high school students started arriving saturday morning one of them came up to me and was like "You're emosnail aren't you! Its like meeting a celebrity!"
Also, as I was leaving at around 12:30 Saturday night, I was walking past Sproul when I noticed only a single window was lit on the building, on the second floor. Glancing up I noticed familiarly pointy hair and glasses. "Lamar?" says I, causing Lamar Heystek to stand up and look around like a meerkat. Turns out he was working on his weekly column, about which he said "this time its going to be good I swear."
In Other News: Yesterday when I went into MyUCDavis, there was a notice asking us to take a survey for the UCD student polling unit, with this incentive: "As a small token of our appreciation, we are giving the first 1500 students who answer the survey a debossed BREATHE wristband (similar to thehe Livestrong band)"
In addition of course such bands with things like "princess" written on them can be found at various retail locations. I think its very very sad that something that started out as a symbol of support for a certain charity is now being copied into completely frivolous forms because its become fashionable.
I don't expect such knavery not to appear in retail stores, but for university unit to participate is increasingly deplorable.