The Agrinautica

   On Wednesday I open up our paper to find that a body has been found in a McDonalds parking lot in South Davis.

   On Thursday I open up the paper to find that a body has been found in a janitorial closet in Sproul Hall.

   This second body was found hanging from a rope, but police characterizedd it as "unintended" and did not suspect foul play. He was... rooting about for spare lightbulbs and had a very unfortunate accident? See also.


Freezing Season is at Hand
   In less morbid news, this morning I was extremely reluctant to get out of bed on account of it being freezing here. When I finally managed to do so around 9am, I enter the living room to find my flatmate Jason has opened every window!! W.T.F. They were closed when I went to bed. How could he have possibly gotten too hot before 9am?
   Additionally, it being a new month, rent is of course due. I asked him to write me a check last night, so I could pay the rent today since I usually don't see him during the day. There's definitely no check to be found this morning. )= (I was too tired last night to deal with compelling him to write one then and there)


Nationally Geographic
   Aaand the moment you've all been waiting for, my international television debut:
"Check your local listings for the premiere of "Attack of the Killer Bees!" on Wednesday, December 6th only on The National Geographic Channel.

Enjoy and look for something familiar to you!

All the best,
Jennifer Lucene
Associate Producer, EXPLORER
National Geographic Television"

Picture of the Day

Bees enjoy a view
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