aggienaut: (asucd)

ASUCD: Not a Government?
   So I went to the ASUCD Internal Affairs Commission meeting yesterday, to counteract the arguments made last week about how ASUCD does not need a Court.
   It is unclear whether the discussion last week was pre-planned, or just kind of happened. IAC commissioners first said "we were just kind of getting ideas out there to see how we felt about it and then we were going to talk to you if we wanted to do something," implying a planned discussion, but later other commissioners said it just randomly came up and bristled at the implication that they couldn't randomly bring up whatever they want. The minutes are unclear, since they indicate a jump from talking about something completely different to an in depth discussion about why we don't need a court with no transition at all.

   Commissioners insisted at length there was no room for a Court in a "business model," I tried to point out that it says in the first article of the ASUCD Constitution, and in the ASUCD Administrative plan, that ASUCD is explicitly not a business, but the commissioners didn't seem to be very open to seeing ASUCD as anything but a business... and businesses don't have Courts.

   I was also asked "how non-elected officials can serve this purpose." Honestly I wasn't at all prepared for such a complete lack of understanding of the American government system. Next week we are going to be prepared with choice quotes from the Federalist Papers.

   There were also some choice quotes in last week's minutes, such as "I have no respect for their legal opinions" (coming from "The Goodly Kai" himself I think). I'm going to try to get my hands on a copy of those minutes for more in depth review here.

   Next week its Round III at IAC, 5pm Monday in the MU Garrison Rm. Should make for an interesting debate about the very nature of ASUCD.


UCDMUNC 2006
   This weekend we hosted the UCD MUN Conference. I chaired Special Political & Decolonization Committee (SPD), discussing Chechnya & the Spratley Islands. I forgot my camera the first day, so I only got pictures of the clean-up afterwords.


Picture of the Day


Davis City Council candidate Rob Roy speaks during the ASUCD candidates forum. ASUCD president Darnell Holloway looks attentive while actually listening to his Ipod.

   I recently pulled some 99 pictures off my camera (all from the last week!), so there's a bunch on flickr already and will be more going up in the coming days as I get a chance to get around to them.


Previously on Emosnail - (Spotlight on Two Years Ago)
'The Best Week Ever,' the Shins Show, & UCDMUNC 2004... )

aggienaut: (asucd)

Weekly ASUCD Report
   A bill was passed unanimously by the ASUCD Senate two weeks ago which would allow Court members to write legislation. Currently the judicial codes forbid Court members from writing legislation, making them the only nine members of ASUCD who cannot write legislation (Aggie employees can't either but thats their rule, not an ASUCD one).
   I'm told by Senator Thomas Lloyd, though independant confirmation hasn't been successful yet, that President Gallagher vetoed the legislation. Lloyd claims that I tricked everyone (all of IAC, all of the Senate) because it didn't explicitly say that Court members could only write legislation on the Judicial Codes and Article VII of the Constitution (the judicial article). I think this is preposterous considering the legislation is only like five lines. If they interpreted it to be wildly different than it actually was, its certainly not my fault they failed to read and interpret FIVE FREAKING LINES.
   Consequently, Lloyd has authored a bill which went through Internal Affairs Commission on Monday which very explicitly removes the rights of Court members to write legislation on things other than the Judicial Codes or Article VII. Incidently there is no precedent anywhere in the world outside ASUCD for abridging our ability to write legislation, nor is there any reason that holds any water. The one that continually comes up is "whats to stop them then from abusing their power and writing legislation giving them more power," to which the obvious answer is that it has to go through the entire process of IAC, Senate and President. Additionally, wouldn't that same argument make for a much more realistic reason to ban the president from writing legislation? And what about the Senate??
   If the previous legislation was really vetoed, I say the Senate should override the veto this Thursday. If one really wants to push the argument that the Court is going to go mad with power with the ability to write legislation, I urge that one at least be consistent and similarly ban the executive office from writing legislation other than for the Government Codes and Article III of the ASUCD Constitution.

   Otherwise, the new Senators were sworn in last Thursday, ushering in an era of unprecedented diversity of affiliation on the Senate. Previously dominated by the two parties, Lead and Focus, the Senate now consists of four Leadite senators, three Focite senators, three independant senators (two republicans and the president of the davis college democrats), and two Urger senators. Also IAC Chairperson Kahliah Laney has become the most recent in a string of resignations.

[Poll #451234]



Rating Elections
   Polling here has indicated that Emosnail readers consider the ASUCD Election to have had a Shadyness Rating of 9.42, with 83% of the respondants indicating a 10.0. Incidently, once the issue could no longer be appealed to us (after the Senators were sworn in), we discussed the topic on the ASUCD Supreme Court. Fortunately most of them knew little about the case, so I gave them the relevant facts while avoiding leading them to any particular conclusion. The members of the ASUCD Supreme Court all found that Roy's actions did not constitute falsification, and furthermore, finding so after having verified the information oneself sounds suspiciously like one is "gunning for him." I would concur: what is listed are possible examples of falsification, but that does not mean they are in all occurances falsification. Clearly, the information was not falsified. Also if they found on the high end of their discretion in this case, what the crap would constitute less severe falsification??

   The MUN election occurred today. In lieu of rumours that there had been intended elections fraud, Dana Davies-Shaw, former ASUCD Senate candidate, Campus Judicial Board member, and Canadian, was brought in to observe the ballot counting.
However, former Secretary-General Catherine Myung (who appears to still be planning everything two weeks after resigning) instructed those wishing to cast their ballots via email to email them to her. I pointed out to her that they ought to be instructed to at least cc these to Davies-Shaw as well. Her response as "I was just planning on printing out all the email ballots, and have them mixed into with the regular ballots. But if Dana is okay having ballot's cc'ed to him, I will send out another email about it. Or I could forward all the ballots to him as well." She never sent out another email. We are therefore depending entirely on Myung's word alone that she faithfully forwarded all the emailed ballots and didn't make any up. I don't mean to say that she did use the opportunity to conduct elections fraud, but its just a huge blow to the legitimacy of the election.

   I've never really understood people who boycott elections, like the Shiites in the recent Iraqi election. Aren't you mainly just screwing yourself over? However, I found myself not voting in the MUN election. It wasn't a boycott in the same way -- I didn't publicize my abstention to any of the relevant parties as a political statement. Rather, it was more for myself. I couldn't in good conscience participate in this election -- any candidate that the current leadership didn't like had been intimidated out of running (I myself would have considered running I think if I didn't feel it would just result in a concerted slander campaign against me and being the victim of completely unfair and fraudulent tactics just like last time). I couldn't grant it the credence of legitimacy without making myself feel sick, so I abstained from participating.

   The amendment to the MUN bylaws I wrote last week to eliminate the Secretariat's ability to expel people from the club without consulting the membership was not voted on today because it was placed sixth our of seven agenda items, and by that point in the meeting we had lost quorum. I have written another amendment that will require amendments to the bylaws to be considered first on the agenda, because otherwise they could be put off indefinitely, as regularly a good third of the members present at the beginning of a meeting are gone by the end.


Shady Quote of the Day
amazonjedimaster: you have no morals of any sort to hold you back
amazonjedimaster: ^_^
PrzemekP: ha! I do
PrzemekP: I have morals, they're just weird and skewed


Previously on Emosnail
   Two Years Ago Today:
Another Party on Loyola - and one next door, to which I believe Shemek showed up.
   Year Ago Today: Dancing in the Kitchen - Four months for Kristy and I. Today it has been 16 months of the strongest sauce and heartred.

aggienaut: (WTF)

   So its been like two weeks since I've had time to make a livejournal entry, this is surely some kind of terrible terrible record. And even now I don't have much time at all. So just a quick update here.

   MUNgate: recent developements on the MUN front: Under-Secretary-General Rinaldi resigned upon the discovery that former Secretary-General Myung and others were maliciously spreading rumours about her with intent to bring about her utter character assassination. Character assassination like the bombing of the UN HQ in baghdad -- if it had been done by the unfortunate mission director's best friends. While doing so Myung notes* that she must appear uninvolved so she can count the MUN ballots and congradulates co-conspirator Shemek on similarly avoiding suspicion while gaining the other ballot counting position. Go team!

   But to be fair, two current law students, former members of MUN, have come out in support of the current MUN administration. Read their perspective here. In addition to these weighty counter-arguments, Myung herself commented, and, possibly doing more damage to their cause than help, member and former SG Janet Rossi made an amusing comment. Rossi argues that the fact that $20 dinners have only about a fifth of the turnout of lower cost dinners may be not because the rest can't afford it, but because only those who are friends with the others on Secretariat go to the expensive dinners. Yes Janet, you might be right, that might have something to do with it, but I think that portrays it a lot worse than the simple "only those who can afford it" theory.


In Other News
   Yesterday the BBC called me to ask about a US Supreme Court case. True story. It was because I'm listed as a contact for the AGnostic & Atheist Student Assn (AGASA), and it was the 10 Commandments case.

   Currently one of my papers about Chechnya is being discussed at an international relations conference in Texas. I feel special.


Previously on Emosnail
   Two Years Ago Today: UCBMUNC '03 - and IHOP adventures. Missed the first day of Berkeley because I had work. Learned today actually that some people thought I forgot about UCBMUNC the first day. Yeah not so much, I'm the only one who actually spends the whole time in committee. Who was the only one of our 37 people to win an award this time? Yeah that would be me, and I don't forget about MUN conferences.


*source: an accidently intercepted AIM conversation. Seriously if you are planning on backstabbing someone, don't leave the conversation up on a computer they use. Excerpt about the fraudulent election aspirations:
amazonjedimaster: no
amazonjedimaster: then i might be tainted
amazonjedimaster: for the election-ness
PrzemekP: yeah, well, I worked on her and Priya on the way over
amazonjedimaster: so far there is not a peep from gena about getting you on the elections -vote counting-ness

aggienaut: (nuke)

   In sarcastic reference to the several ongoing controversies I'd started last week (notably Ms Johnson and the MUN thing, and specifically the anonymous comments), I declared The War on Wrong ("we'll need some of your civil liberties for this"). The war has escalated significantly since then.

   CFC / SPAC found in my favour, the $740 team dinner was changed to an unsubsidized dinner at Chevy's, and Secretary-General Myung was obliged to resign.
   The War on Wrong had been far more successful than I had anticipated. But they say our rightious repression will only beget more obstinance. It came to my attention today that following the CFC debacle, a move to have me expelled from the club by vote of the Secretariat (the officers) narrowly failed (the Secretariat may by unanimous vote expel a member from the club).

   Today Secretariat member Gena Rinaldi, who lives with most of the rest of the Secretariat, was using a computer they all use (it has an MUN printer on it) and discovered an AIM dialogue box had been left open.
   It included an amazingly extensive conversation between (former) Secretary-General Catherine Myung and Secretariat member Shemek Pawlik (famous for stealing $10,000 from Unitrans, incidently) about how every single member of UCD could be compelled to vote against Rinaldi in the upcoming MUN election, to such detail that they even decided to get Secretariat member Kevin Gong to be the one to nominate Rinaldi for the Secretary-General position, because "everyone knows that Kevin is a parrot," and they calculated that a nomination from him would do the most damage to Rinaldi's chances. Otherwise, they have or plan to talk to every single member of the club on an individual basis and convince them that Rinaldi is a fundamentally flawed human.
   More alarming however, is their discussion about potentially defrauding the election. Myung mentions she has to appear unbiased so she can count the ballots, and congradulates Shemek in gaining the other ballot counting position without Rinaldi objecting (incidently Rinaldi thought he was her friend).

   Incidently, after hearing about these ruthless campaign tactics I noted "so thats why Kevin got elected over me to Secretariat last year" ("kevin is universally unliked"), to which Rinaldi responded, "Akila counted the ballots then, what do you THINK happened?" (Akila has fewer scruples than either Myung or Shemek). She also noted that much as I have suspected, despite her resignation, Myung still runs everything.


   Under-Secretary-General Rinaldi will be resigning today. She was planning the major Model UN conference we host in Spring, but now someone else needs to pick up on that. In all likelihood, without her dissenting vote, the Secretariat will expel me.

   To counteract this, I will introduce an amendment to the bylaws today that eliminates the ability of the Secretariat to expel members without consulting the body (it can still be done via 2/3rds of Secretariat and a majority of the membership). This amendment will hopefully be voted on next week during the Secretariat election. In all likelihood it will be too late to prevent my expulsion.

aggienaut: (snail piracy)

   The Model United Nations club at UC Davis (MUN) recently received $750 from Club Finance Council (CFC) to partially subsidize the upcoming UC Berkeley MUN Conference (UCBMUNC '05). In order to qualify for this money, MUN officers had to convince SPAC that they needed the money.

   During this conference, the MUN officers have planned a "team dinner" whereupon the 37 participants from Davis will eat at a $40 per person restaurant, and it will be subsidized by MUN club money down to $20 a plate (a $740 total subsidation).
   Club officers emphasize that this money is not the CFC money. I stated that the argument that there is no relationship between the two sources of money is the kind of financial knavery I'd expect to only hear only during an ASUCD Senate meeting.

[Poll #438856]

   When it was discussed at the meeting I grilled the officers but they were recalcitrant on the subject. Shortly thereafter we were served up the topic of "sovreignty" to practice debating. After numerous people loudly grumbled that it was a boring topic, I suggested that maybe we practice debating by using the "Team Dinner" as a topic. Secretary General Myung pointedly ignored the suggestion. I found it quite distinctly shady.

   In addition to it being in all likelihood grave misuse of CFC funds (in that we obviously didn't need the CFC money), I object to this because the dinner is STILL way out of my price range.
   I have an appointment with the Club Finance Council Program Director tomorrow morning at 9am, at which point I shall probably file a formal complaint and the SPAC people will contact the MUN officers to establish a hearing.

aggienaut: (asucd)

   Today has been quite the day for fighting injustice, and its only 3pm.

   Aside from the guest opinion, it appears I stumbled on some Model UN (of UCD) misbehaviour and alarmed SPAC (the official club administration here at UCD).
   At the Tuesday meeting the MUN secretariat distributed a new constitution that they want us to ratify at the following meeting. Though it was November 16th, I noticed "accepted unanimously on this 17th day of November, 2004" written on the bottem. They claim this shouldn't be taken to imply that they cavalierly expected us just to immediately ratify the document.
   But moreover, there is an existant MUN constitution. As to why they weren't simply amending that one they mumbled something aobut it just being easier this way because the old one was too out of date.

   Today I stopped by SPAC to get a copy of the old constitution. Incidently they weren't sure they could release it to anyone but an officer of the club. I find it rather silly considering that the purpose of a constitution is to not be secret. In fact the office droids had to call in a higher ranking individual to resolve the question. This officer however, took an active interest in MUN's behaviour. Not only that, but it came to our intention that the individual we were all lead to believe (in MUN) to be the Secretary-General of the club, is NOT in fact; at least according to SPAC. In fact she's not a student at all right now. SPAC is now very interested in MUN's activities and should be contacting them shortly.

   Yes this may have dire consequences for MUN, but (1) I didn't expect it to happen, I just wanted a constitution - I didn't expect they had more embarressing secrets I wasn't aware of; (2) I have faith in the system, & I do believe that the proper authorities should be notified of wrongdoing.


Quote of the Day
"We were hellaplusclose!!" -leader of the Orwellian slate upon seeing the election results today, demonstrating his plusgood command of newspeak.


Previously on EMOSNAIL
   Year Ago Tuesday:
Removing Me - RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED!! The first removal attempt against me as Chief Justice
   Year Ago Tomorrow: Removal Highlights - RECENTLY DECLASSIFIED!! Some highlights from the official transcript of my removal hearing.

aggienaut: (soviet)

Moden United Nations
   This weekend was the UC Davis Model United Nations Conference (DMUNC). I chaired the Special Political & Decolonization Committee, it was my seventh time chairing a committee. Didn't like the committee that much. My favourite committee of all time remains the kids I had for UCDMUNC last year.
   As per tradition Henry Gromet ([livejournal.com profile] to_live_again) explained in a speech what "emo" is. In doing so he wrote "his" livejournal on the board as "emosnail." For committee mascot "emo trogdor" beat out contenders "snail of death" and "the ninja turtles." The best placard award went to Guatamala who had written his girlfriends name on his. awwwww.
   During "Saturday Night Activities" I was stationed with one Anamica by the fountain in Voorhies (For the sake of delegates who couldn't pronounce it I referred to it as "rufies") for the scavanger hunt. It was cold and I was sick and sometimes no delegates would come by for an hour. My only consolation was watching the "terrorists" pounce on unsuspecting groups of delegates and soak them with water guns. The terrorists were someone's friends who were actual army ROTC kids, so they were decent at the sneakin and creepin.
   I wrote a more thorough report on (UC)DMUNC '04 in [livejournal.com profile] modelun.


Azver
   Last night around 2am Azver called because he was just getting out from somewhere or was in the area or.. something. (=
   So he stopped by. We talked for a bit and then he watched TV and drank a newcastle while I worked on my paper. Then we talked a bit again and he went home around 3am.
   I am very glad to have friends that are so random and feel comfortable stopping by like that.


Steel Reserve
   As you may or may not know, I'm very fond of my Steel Reserve (AKA 211). You also may or may not know there is a livejournal community dedicated to this delightful malt liquor, [livejournal.com profile] 211.
   Now see, we don't just sit around saying "man, steel reserve is so good." Well sometimes we do that. Often actually. But we actually have had some pretty insightful conversations lately about the differences between different batches of steel, or what makes it high gravity. The batch number discussion is under a members-only post for some reason, but the conclusion was that higher numbered (ie more recent) batches are better.
   Also, as per the observation that the last bit of steel in a can/40 is significantly more bitter, I'd recommend one gently shake their steel before consuming.
   In conclusion I nominate the 211 community for the award of most unexpectedly intelligent conversations.


Brother Jed
   Brother Jed, "the foremost campus evangelist in the USA," is back on campus. There are certainly other crazy evangelists who make the circuit, noticably That Last Guy but I don't think any others have the tendency to be as insulting to everyone as Brother Jed.
   In addition to being blatantly insulting muslims, jews, catholics and even other christians (in roughly that order of decreasing adamancy that the group is going to hell), he warned us all against the terrible sin of "premarital kissing" and amused the audience greatly by going into detail as to why specific sexual acts disgust him.
   Anyway, so he's back on campus. I haven't had a chance to watch him yet, but I happened to be walking by around noon today. He stopped talking and just watched me walk by with an amused smile. I kept walking with a "I know you're smiling at me and I'm certainly not interested in arguing with you" smile myself.
   Its funny that he doesn't know that I know who he is and that I'm the president of the agnostic and atheist student association at Davis, presumably I was just a kid with a mohawk to him. Maybe I'm crazy but I felt like the real reason we were both smiling was because the real fools are the ones who try to argue with him. I dunno. It was an interesting moment though.


Poll of the Day
   Direct links preferred, but I'd rather have you describe the intended entry as best you can than not answer at all:
[Poll #299099]


Related
   UCDMUNC03
   DMUNC04
   Year Ago Today: Bree Week - incidentally Corcat and Tucker just broke up the other day.

aggienaut: (fish)

   Today was Cinco de Mayo. Or so I'm told. I'll show YOU mayo in the sink! I spent this day here in my lair, with one adventure to campus for the MUN and Court meeting. I have THREE midterms tomorrow.
   In MUN we allegedly had a run-off for USG of PR so we had to vote again for that position.. but there were MORE candidates this time than there were initially?! MUN is crazy. I want to find the MUN constitution.


History Lesson of the Day brought to you by Wikipedia.com!
   "Edmund [King of England] was murdered in 946 by Leofa, an exiled thief. He had been having a party in Pucklechurch, when he spotted Leofa in the crowd. After the outlaw refused to leave, the king and his advisors fought Leofa. Edmund and Leofa were both killed. He was succeeded as king by his brother Edred, king from 946 until 955.
"

   Maybe I'm weird but I am amused by the idea that there once was a time when the ruler of England could get killed trying to break up a party. And that it took place in a location called Pucklechurch just makes it that much funnier.

aggienaut: (fish)

Justice in MUN
   Its been bothering me for quite some time now that the leadership of our MUN club bars any non-officers from their executive meeting. In the past this wasn't an issue because their meetings were at someone's house on a different day entirely, so no one needed to be kicked out, but now they occur directly following the regular meetings and they adamently refuse to start until every non-officer has left the room.
   This lends a down-right nefarious light to their politically motivated decisions on who gets what country/committee assignment at conferences, and room-assignments. It also gives them a chance, which I believe they exercise, to discuss among themselves who THEY want to run for future officer positions, and support those candidates, making club elections deplorably undemocratic.
   In procrastinating tonight I decided to finally take actions against this, and started it out by sending our Secretary-General an email asking him to make the club Constitution available to me.

   According to generally accepted philosophy of the democratic process, (In Californa, The Brown Act and Bagley-Keene Act address this) governing boards' meetings must be open to the membership of the organization. In accordance with SPAC (Student Programs & Activities Center) rules, every club must have a constitution.
   Student Judicial Affairs handles formal complaints regarding club activities.

   In conclusion: there may be some members of the UCD MUN secretariat that I have a positive opinion of; and it may be likely that these activities will result in my never getting the country-assignment I request ever again and having to room with Paul Amnaypayout for every conference from now on; but I really do abhorr injustice that I can avert.
   I don't think the leadership really respects my ability to have a political impact. Prepare to see my lawyering skills.


Justice in ASUCD
   I have heard certain rumours that "the ASUCD Court cannot bring cases against career employees."
   (A) Judicial Code 4, section 402, paragraph 1: "Any ASUCD member may submit a complaint alleging one or several of the following: (A) An ASUCD official has failed to perform the duties of his/her office in conformity with...
   (B) "Official" is defined by the American Heritage Dictionary (4th ed) as: "3. Holding office or serving in a public capacity."

   Furthermore, the logical errors inherent in the idea that career employees are exempt from cases are so glaring upon any serious reflection that it almost insults one's intellegence to recite them. Career employees make decisions and act in the name of the ASUCD government and these decisions cannot be beyond appeal by the Justice branch of the government. Career employees are employees of the government, they may be fired by 2/3rds of the Senate, they may be ordered to do things by the President, their budgets may be reviewed by the Business and Finance Commission, and they may certainly be scrutinized by the Court.
   The idea that career employees may act with impunity to the Court is to accept that they do not work among us at the employ of the ASUCD government but rather supervise an incompetent student play-government. I need hardly point out that the latter precept which is necessary for the argument in favor of their impunity is insulting to anyone that participates in the ASUCD government.

   The above absolutely does not reflect any partiality or bias regarding actual or potential career employee Parties to cases. It only relates to whether or not career employees may BE Parties to cases. If the thesis is somehow wrong, than it is not relevantly partial because those that are the subject (career employees), may not be Parties to cases; if it is correct, it is not relevantly partial because it is absolutely correct. This is a logical tautology.

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