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Breaking news: Constitutional crisis in ASUCD! Senate rejects legitimacy of ASUCD Supreme Court Hearing. Proposes overriding election codes to seat disputed candidates. Moves into closed session.

Lets review:

Solutions, from least violative of the bylaws to most

A) certify the legitimacy of the case -- which would therefore loop this process through two of the three branchs of government, invoking no more violation than in effect a suspension of the bylaws effecting court quorum (a much smaller irregularity than that proposed to effect the election codes)

B) not certify the hearing, reject resignations of previous court members who are still students (this would not actually violate any bylaw as there is nothing regarding the formal process of accepting resignations, and in real life this does happen, for example the President of Bolivia tried to resign repeatedly but had the resignation rejected by Senate ... finally they let him, the VP resigned (successfully) ... the Chief Justice ended up as President.)

C) Court finds that quorum did in fact exist. (the fifth member was in fact literally in the room. This is a counterintuitive interpretation of the bylaw, but is certainly less shady than things the senate is considering)

D) not certify the hearing, consider senators to remain in offce, induct new court members next meetings

E) not certify the hearing, sit here and stare at eachother, until the end of time.

...

F) conduct a highly irregular and pointed override of the elections codes, creating massive public outrage.


Interestingly, I scooped myself by posting this in the Daviswiki first.
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[livejournal.com profile] pseudomonas me scripsit anno 2005

   Yesterday we had the long-awaited hearing for Case # 28, to resolve the Unqualified Candidates Scandal. We should have had 6 out of five necessary justices present, but Justice Konz unexpectedly resigned the previous day, and then Justice Johnson didn't show up... I got ahold of him minutes before the Hearing was to start only to be informed that he had neglected to tell me he apparently no longer goes here. We therefore had four justices, whereas five are needed for quorum. This was the subject of yesterday's document, which most of you probably dismissed as TL;DR.
   Basically the solution I opted for is to have Senate evaluate the legitimacy of the hearing and take a vote to settle the matter BEFORE we will release the final opinion (the first draft of which is written and has been approved by three of the four justices). Two noteworthy things about this opinion (subopinion?): (1) I was very pleased to have an opportunity to take a knock at Chief Justice "the Judicial Hammer" Vest's solution; (2) interestingly we are basically giving ourselves a court order in the first of the two orders at the end of the document.
   Today ASUCD Advisor Michael Tucker thanked me for rescuing him from "Hanging Chad" van Shoelace. Then Mark Champagne congratulated me on the handling of the quorum problem.
   Prior to the hearing, we received an amicus brief from a fraternity, among other sources. I was very pleased to find entities other than ASUCD officials taking enough interest to file amicus briefs -- and will attempt to avoid finding out that its probably the fraternity of someoen involved and thus being disillusioned.
   The final opinion is of course set to be announced tomorrow during Senate. Unfortunately I am to have my wisdom teeth out tomorrow morning, so if I make it to senate at all I will likely look like a chipmunk. Vice Chief Coady may have to present our manila envelope of power.


   I was just about to trek down to Newsbeat today since its the nearest source of any beverage worth consuming (namely, Jones' Soda), when what should I see in the MU but a table where some mad scientists were having people taste test different energy drinks and give them feedback. So of course I immediately volunteerinated myself. I wonder if they were weirded out by the fact that I knew what each of the unlabelled cups contained. When they asked what my favourite energy drink was I couldn't remember what "Wired" was called, the pleasant lady mad scientist told me to drop by tomorrow if I remember. I'm thinking of bringing a copy of my own thorough review of energy drinks with me.

   I'd like to add that since then (my initial review) I've tried this "Kabbalah" energy drink which is starting to show up around here, and I give it pretty high marks.


Forgotten Minutia - Things I was going to put in LJ entries awhile ago but forgot
(1) During his farewell speech Senator Eric Fox thanked Sara Henry and I for getting him involved in ASUCD -- coverage of our epic battles in the paper apparently alerted him to ASUCD's need for some Foxiness.
(2) The day after shaving my mohawk, I was saddened to walk past some punks who were loitering in front of a coffee shop in Berkeley without so much as a glance from them -- normally they would have immediately invited me to sit and talk with them. )=
(3) Moreover, while in San Diego for New Years a Navy enlistee mistook me for another Navy enlistee!
(4) Kristy and I saw the movie The Patriot (AKA Braveheart II) when she visited, and man, it was terrible. I love the part where he kills all 22 members of a British platoon one by one (while the rest wait patiently just off screen for their turn) in close combat. Its seriously worse than those Rambo movies people make fun of.
(5) I was very panicked when I learned that for my wisdom tooth removal they would be putting me out via an IV (as I have an incredible fear of needles). Kristy took it upon herself to cure me of this fear through positive reenforcement -- by prodding me in the arm with an addi turbo steel needle and then kissing me. Eventually I'd get her attention, poke myself in the arm with the needle, and look at her expectently.


In Other News
   I just realized that I'd resized all the pictures from The Grad in bicubic mode by accident -- thats why they look kinda shitty. )=
   I went to turn in the Aggie's "Best Of Davis" survey at the MU information desk, and the person working there, having just been alerted to the existence of the survey, responded with "oh, its like Daviswiki." So yeah, now when the Aggie does something particularly clever its lucky to be compared to Daviswiki, the tides have turned!


Article of the Day: Zombies - "There is also the theoretical possibility of an entity that wanders the net but has no blog, which may be called a zombie. Nobody but n00bs actually believe in them. The only evidence is anonymous comments, but it's common knowledge that anonymous comments are made by people (with blogs) too scared to identify themselves, and not some preposterous fantasy creature from n00b folklore."

Picture of the Day


From the trip up from So. Cal.

   See also this picture, and the first six here. Kristy and I thought it was pretty saucy that those two trucks had the "how's my driving" number spraypainted out.


Previously on Emosnail
   Two Years Ago Yesterday:
Art & Movies - Some of Shalane's art, and some movie reviews (Dog Soldiers: go see it) and things.
   Year Ago Yesterday: Scientific Progress Goes Boink - Having internet trouble. One of my favourite pictures of Kristy as pic of day.
   Year Ago Today: Cease and Desisit - The "Dr Bob Jones Institute Thinktank" demands that the Agnostic & Atheist Student Assn of Davis "cease and desisit" their activities. I send them a saucy response and later they actually inform me that Jesus has commanded that they forgive me and allow AGASA to continue its activities. Thats right, J-dogg has my back.

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   Today there was an opinion piece and a letter-to-the-editor calling for the implicated ASUCD senators-elect to step down, thus upgrading the ASUCD Scandal alert level to "orange". "Hanging Chad" Van Shoelace filed an amicus curiae brief for Case # 28 today, in which he cites this livejournal as to events involving last year's elections committee scandal and the changes that were made pursuant to it. I then cleaned up the history section of the Court page on Daviswiki a bit, and then created a Local Monarchs page to list the numerous local persons who claim to be king, queen, or emperor of this or that. As noted on the page, I'd rather you don't add any monarchs that are not either generally known (e.g. Party King of Davis Rob Roy), presumably supported by a number of their subjects (e.g. the various dorm kings), in infamously bad taste (e.g. Holy Emperor Tequila and Queen Victoria), or a combination of these.


Previously on Emosnail - previous Christmas breaks
   Seven Years Ago New Years:
- I watched fireworks light up the sky over three nearby towns and then sloshed through the snow in the middle of nowhere in Sweden.
   Five Years Ago New Years: - Went to a party at Chris Reynolds' place in Laguna Beach. Saucy adventures were had, scandalous things occured.
   Four Years Ago New Years Eve Eve Eve: Legend of the Spectral Diedrichs I - I meet a girl named Fish. We later retell the story in a only slightly exaggerated manner, with the names changed (barely) to protect the guilty and implicate the innocent. Jordan Smart, whom some of you may know, was also thrown in the story. I was friends with him back then.
   Four Years Ago New Years Eve Eve: Legend of the Spectral Diedrichs II: The Exciting Adventures of Johnny Spiridonovic Alfronzo - Jessie totally thought it was Justin who TPed her car -- until she read this story at least. O=
   Four Years Ago New Years: Legend of the Spectral Diedrichs III: A Brave New Year - We return to Chris Reynolds' place for more saucy adventures. In retrospect we really should have gone to Downey instead.
Two Years Ago:
   03-12-14:
Saddam Hussein Captured - and I have a dream that someone files an ASUCD case against Saddam.
        and: Easing Into Break / Breaking Into Stuff - $6000 worth of materials stolen from Ray's Food Place! O=
   03-12-16: Partyin on a Sunday - Sean the Kerryman, Ishar and I conduct three cases of Steel Reserve worth of partying. Apparently I experimentally make my first brass monkey. After this intenst debauchery I feel like shit the whole ride down to OC the next day.
        and: More Thanksgiving Pictures - ...
   03-12-18: Leewoft - I find out that my friend's full name is Tiffany Lee Woffington Zoumer (!!!).
   03-12-19: Adventures w/ Croat, Anna, & Shalane - Thai food, Diedrichs, & the Irvine Spectrum.
   03-12-21: Latkas, Fires, Masters & Commanders - I eat Chinese food with parents, see Master & Commander with Shalane.
   03-12-22: Troll-like Behaviour - Tobin acts like a troll while Shalane is over dying my hair. Tobin's girlfriend Diane tries to argue with me about the definition of troll-like.
   03-12-23: The Cold War At Home - Electronic warfare dominates winter break.
   Christmas 2003: Christmas 2003 - Grandparents' house in Camarillo, and godlite strikes again.
   03-12-27: Suburban Legends - The renowned ska band plays once again at Downtown Disney. That may have been the last time I saw them. Since then they have broken up and one of their members has died in an accident. )= Also I met [livejournal.com profile] my_little_pearl and people were scandalized to learn my name was not in fact Nigel, due to a slip up from my friend Aaron.
   03-12-28: Last Hoorah of the Diedrichs Crew - in what would be the last time we'd all actually hang out together like old times, nearly everyone from the previous summer's Diedrichs Crew miraculously gets together and makes an expedition to reek havoc at the Irvine Spectrum. Also everyone from high school and my brother show up at Diedrichs.
   New Years 2003/4: Tahoe I - I go up to Tahoe for New Years with Kristy and her friends. I discover the joy that is Halo (=
   Two Years Ago Yesterday: Runway Airplane - My flatmates Jill and Adrian and I go see a show in Sacremento, in an unprecedented act of roommate bonding.
One Year Ago:
   04-12-21:
The Journey Home - And the Curse of Coalinga.
        and: Corresponding with Chancellor Vanderhoef - I am utterly shocked to find the chancellor actually responded to my email about cow tipping. Vice Chancellor Judy Sakaki, whom he tasked with looking into the situation, never got back to me however. Boo on Judy Sakaki.
   04-12-22: Retarded Arguments - A political correctness fascist mistakenly engages me in one of my favourite arguments: whether its unpolitically correct to call something "retarded" because it appears to either have a marginal intelligence or have been designed by someone with one. Since "retarded" means literally "slow" and clinically refers to someone with an IQ of less than 70 or something along those lines, it is completely accurate to use it to describe something characterized by lack of thought. Furthermore to demand people stop using the word requires that one equally stand against the words "insane," "idiot," "moron," etc, as they function exactly similarly. Therefore intentionally calling things retarded in the presence of political correctness fascists can be good fun. In this case however the person in question was way too retarded to make it enjoyable.
   Festivus 2004: Holidays w/ the Megabloggers - The Megablogger community reconvened for a rare non-June activity, they celebrated Festivus together via a chatroom. We all participated in the airing of grievances. We all came bonded over friendly comments such as "Apoplecticfittz - You are so full of shit. You think you are funny and are one to talk about me? You are not and are instead lame. You do not deserve merriment this holiday season, you deserve to be mutilated by a giant squid. Die plz. (I think I'd made a resolution to mention squid more in my livejournal. I should reresolve that) This year we once again celebrated Festivus together, and I think the airing of grievance comments were much less harsh (lo, we even had problems with them being downright nice!) but for some reason there was more tension in the air and several people vowed not to participate in Festivus next year. )=
   Christmas 2004: Feet of Strength - Camarillo again. Tobin nearly kills us by only packing one pair of socks for three days to cover is already weapon-grade foot oder. Also, I learn that my paternal grandfather as well reads at least some livejournals. I'd forgotten about that, holy crap. Also ran into Colleen & Colleen down at Diedrichs, Colleens seem to run around in pairs.
   New Years 2004/5: Tahoe II - Once again I go to Tahoe for New Years with Kristy, and her friends (including a different Colleen & Colleen)
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Time Limitations
   First day of the quarter and I made the front page -- or at least our current case did, but I was mentioned.

   While I was on the Third Floor, Senator Thomas "Llord of the Sith" Lloyd enformed me that he'd be "writing legislation so the Court can't delay cases anymore." I informed him that we were handling the case as swiftly as constitutionally possible (Hearing is on Tuesday, the first day since the case was filed for which we could provide the required three academic days of notice). He really ought to learn to be a little more diplomatic, there's a million ways he could have said that without sounding accusatory and misinformed. "I want to set a time limit for how long you can take to decide a case" he continues. Me: "There currently is one, its ten academic days and we've always had a hard time staying within that" "well it should be seven calender days then." This of course was all thoroughly discussed two years ago, and it was intentionally set at academic days to prevent the event of a case being unaddressable through being filed on the last day of a quarter such as this one was.


Elections Committee to Run in Election + a hamster
   The current case (#28, Harney v. Leathers) addresses the fact that allegedly candidates in the recent ASUCD election were not in fact qualified to run for office. This quarter we will have another ASUCD election, and in brilliant act of parody the Elections Committee itself (seen massacring the previous elections committee in this picture from the archives) has been said to be running for office.
   The slate consists of the Elections Committee members, an alumni, and a hamster. The official statement of the slate, parodying a hypothetical argument of the currently disputed candidates, is that while it may come to be realized that the alumni is not eligible for office, he will have by then been voted in, and if he had been told he was ineligible in the beginning he could have enrolled and become eligible. This closely parallels the current situation where it is disputed as to whose fault it was that the candidates were on the ballot and what they would have done had they known they were ineligible, if indeed they were unaware.
   The slate's platform includes "Transform ASUCD into an explicit Kleptocracy, and purchase an Elections Committee Kleptoc-mobile," and " A huge raise for Alex Park and the rest of Creative Media, because "its not who votes that counts, it who counts the votes," and " Replace Sword and Sandals with Freemasonry as the official secret society of ASUCD. There were at least 15 US Presidents who were Masons; how many were in Sword and Sandals?"
   The staff here at Emosnail would like to recognize that this ingenius act of satire brilliantly combines parallels to current events with extreme hilarity. We therefore would like to award this satire with the highest honours, The Sacred Order of Trogdor (seen here being awarded to Daviswiki founder Philip Neustrom in a traditional Order of Trogdor ceremony). This of course does not in any way constitute an endorsement of the intended political implications of the satire or the political goals of persons associated with it. Emosnail would, however, like to suggest that the Stonecutters be made the official secret society of UC Davis.


Jesus: ineligible as well?.
   In other news, whether Jesus Christ ever existed is set to be determined by a court in Italy. The plaintiff --a former priest, and author of a book asserting Jesus never existed-- is suing the church for "abuse of popular belief" and impersonation. Plaintiff asserts that Jesus did not exist even as a historic figure, but instead is based on one John of Gamala. Under Italian law, as plaintiff Cascioli has made a prima facie case that Jesus did not exist, the burden of proof is now on the church to prove that he did in fact exist. (source: CNN)
   Now I want to read his book. I've heard it said before by other former priests as well, that most of the bible is just synthesis of other myths and legends from other religions which were extent at the time of its compilation.


Picture of the Day


Kristy got new kitty pajama pants for Christmas

aggienaut: (asucd)
   Our ruling on the motion to submit Case # 28 is officially out. It can be found here.

   The equivalent document for Case # 29, Laabs v. Stone, is due out at 11pm this evening.

   The official Daviswiki story of last night's ASUCD adventures can be found here.

   Also, I added a new second paragraph to last entry, regarding a completely new subject.

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