aggienaut: (WTF)

Letter to the Editor? -- see submitted version in comments
   Flyers and chalkings currently cover our campus, declaring "Tomato pickers carry the equivalent of two liberty bells (4000 lbs) a day for only $50 -- Boycott Taco Bell!!" While the image of a tired worker carrying two huge bells is one that certainly offends one's sense of what farm workers should be doing, I'd like to point out that the alarming propaganda is actually quite misleading. Obviously, the workers are not carrying two tons of tomatoes at one time as implied by the image. In fact, lets do some math: say they work for 12 hours per day, that works out to about 55 pounds of tomatoes, a large basket (a "bushel basket" to be precise), every ten minutes. Certainly they'd be very busy, and I'm sure their task isn't a pleasant one, but its not comparable to the shocking image of carting around two huge bicentinarian bells, and boycotting Taco Bell will certainly not help them.

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   Incidently, the US Supreme Court in 1893 declared that tomatoes are vegetables, not fruit (Nix v Hedden). Personally, I find this case to be a shocking convolution of botanical fact.


   Justice Raff and I were sitting in the MU today, and Raff was ranting about his disagreement with a certain article in the opinion section of the Aggie. He resolved to write a letter to the editor, which hopefully will appear on Thursday, but then we were faced with the question of what his title would be (in signed in the letter), as he's currently the Court's second in command -- Alternate Presiding Justice? Alternate Chief Justice? Vice Chief Justice? Lieutenant Chief Justice? Would that make me Captain Justice?? We decided I'd need a cape if we went with that route.


   In other news, opinion columnist Russ Fagely thinks America should get over the groundhog day ritual. I think Fagely should stop hating on groundhogs.


   Also today, we actually had an AGASA meeting again.


Previously on EMOSNAIL
   Two Years Ago Today:
Scarf Party - and my heater is broken
   One Year Ago Today: Amie's Dance Party - whereupon [livejournal.com profile] codetoad and [livejournal.com profile] pavelthegeek are "quite abundant."

aggienaut: (snail piracy)

   So I'm online at Kristy's place now. Though my computer has been set up for the new wireless network at the trees, the hardware for the network won't be set up at my building until thursday or friday. Thank god this is happening at the very beginning of the quarter.

   And speaking of god, the Agnostic and Atheist Student Association of UC Davis (AGASA), of which I am the chief executive officer, recently got listed on the webpage of a larger atheist organization in San Fransisco, so I've been getting more email on the subject lately. The other day this came in and I seriously can't tell if its intended to be taken seriously:

Greetings From the Dr. Bob Jones Institute Think Tank www.docbojo.com

As national director of BJI, it is my duty to inform you and/or your organization that a detailed analysis of your positions regarding the Bible, our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and in particular your political positions are not compatible with our own. The Dr. Bob Jones Institute stands for strict morality and a totally Christian Theocratic federal government. These of course are the wishes of Jesus.

Since you or your organization have been tried and found wanting, we must insist that you disband your website immediately and no longer espouse the none sense we have found there. Since the election of George W. Bush as our 43rd and BORN AGAIN president, and since as you know Mr. Bush did speak at the Bob Jones University and is close friends with Dr. Bob Jones III, BJI hopes you will agree it would be wise for you to obey God's will and to do so promptly.

Sincerely,

Michael C. Kelley
Operations Manager for the Dr. Bob Jones Institute
Arkansas



   The title btw was "CEASE AND DESISIT." Anyway, I decided to be saucy and reply:

Greetings,
We appreciate your serious consideration of the theological and political wellbeing of our organization. We would like to return the favour and seriously consider your findings. I'm sure you will appreciate our interest in receiving a transcript of the detailed analysis you have done on us. Thank-you.

-K.F.
Chief Executive Officer, AGASA.



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