Random Misadventures

   So yesterday I wanted to hang out with the Ashlee and Aimee's again.. but Aimee was sleeping. Silly Aimee. So I picked up Ashlee and of course returned to diedrichs. Where they were doing less than usual. I was like.. yea.. the one time I bring a nondiedrichs friend there are no beach bonfires or good times at Top of the World. Figures.
   We eventually ended up in a field by Cordillera elementry or something. Kyle, one of the diedrichs kids I think is particularly for awesome (and had been wearing a gas mask all day randomly), got attacked by a soccer net apparently and looked like he'd had the shit beat out of his face.. psha on that.
   The Ultimate Dumbass award must now go to Mike the Horrible Human, who has overshadowed Brandon the poser-gay's smashing of Katie's rooftop airfilters, by throwing an empty 211 40 at a passing SUV. If he had had enough skill to actually hit the car he would have been in a world of shit, and he would deserve every bit of it.
   Unfortunately Croat got greedy and tried to get free taco bell at ten minutes to midnight, while they were still totally open and lights all on and such. He got one pizza out of it out of pity, but the employees refused to give out most of the food because of it. Let that be a lesson to everyone else to be not greedy. I must express much sympathy for Croat though because he apparently has a massive ulcer right now. Psha on that.


   Currently wasting time before going in to wild rivers to do beach runs... I intend to keep a low profile until saturday morning inservice whereupon I'll see if Nikki can give me the deep tryout. Mother of course never tires of nagging me and is trying to convince me to maintain a very visible profile there.. my rationalization of mine: "look everyone knows I'm never getting promoted, so I'm just trying to bring less shame upon myself for appearing to be oblivious to the fact."
   Beach runs totally suck ass. As deep guard Stephanie "Guacamole" Gamache said yesterday, "who in their right mind would do beach runs for fun?????"

Don't You Hate It When People Update Multiple Times in One Day?

   I think I've learned to like the feeling of rejection.. I've had to deal with it all too much. And I think thats the only reason I still go into wild rivers. Every time.. it gives me my daily fix of severe rejection. Yay emotional masochism.

   Went in to wild rivers today. All subtlexcore, not in uniform.. plan is just to come in every day and swim some beach runs and then maybe talk to someone saturday morning. Run into a friend whose name I really ought to know, (I am SOO terrible with names, as you may know) waiting around by The Clock in the center of the park... he's also in mufti*, he's waiting for Kevin (Kevin = "The Boss"), who said he'd meet him at The Clock at high noon. This guy is the last person to be promoted to supervisor that I know of, so I ask him if he was the one Nikki was training yesterday. He says he was not. After waiting with him for about ten minutes he determined Kevin must have forgotten about him. That is, after all, the Wild Rivers Way.

   Stacy the Evil Office Wench (SEOW?) was in the office again. I asked if there was a pay check for me but of course there was not, because she was working when my hours should have been recorded.. hope thats not too much of a hassle to fix and reflects as badly on her as it should. And then.. she wouldn't let me EXIT through the employee gate, because I wasn't working. I mean.. I can imagine not letting me IN through that, but to EXIT? What a freakin bitch!!!

   In summary I am fully aware of how ridiculously hopeless my continued involvement there is and think it is for just that feeling of continual rejection that I continue to try. That and I'm really not very good at giving up on things.

*yes mufti, look it up focker


Addendum:
[16:10:46] xmomentsxwastedx: i woke up drunk again and i totally had a dream about you
[16:11:08] xmomentsxwastedx: you were running around in a polo shirt at wild rivers drinking 211

   On that note, I of course woke up to my alarm clock going off... looked at it and TOTALLY read "snooze" as "booze." So my clock is flashing "booze" and I'm like WTF???